and now he works for the hor-knee police

hehe yep >:]

"what do you mean?"

"uhh alright then" ._.

Slowly starts backing away in concern.

"what do you mean by the daycare?..."

"who?"

*visible confusion*

Slowly pulls outa Tazer and tazes himself for no real reason other then boredom

"finally"

"what was that?.." Raises the voltage of the Tazer

"Y e a h Y o u S h o u l d . . ." He tazed himself again, his tail wagging violently after doing so.

*insert random Russian non-sence*

"Why the swares?"

"I'm not just a dog..."

"Okay, I'm a wolf-dog that could swallow you whole"

"Though I may often seem horny, I can at least control myself more then people think..."

"how am I a bean?.."

*accepts them*

"maybe?"

"NEVERRRRR!"

Takes out a tazer >:]

Licks the pizza and flips you the bird >:]

*Blep*

Bites you for no other reason then spite

Laughing

Laughing intensifies

*inhale* "that all you got hot-stuff..."

"O h D e a r"

Giggles in it having worked still.

Leaves to get another Tazer from one of his higher-up comrades

Comes back with a Tazer, his tail wagging happily

Casually Tazes himself for no other reason then boredom

Raises the voltage and tazes himself again, his hackles raising this time.

Quietly growling

Tazes self again

*confusion*

Barks

Slowly hands you some beer =^

"that never happened..."

"what?"

"are you saying I'm f*ckable orrr"

"Okay, what are you trying to say then?..."

"wtf"

*still confused*

._.

O_O

"nature?"

"plants"

"okay"

y e s

h e h e

y e s s s s

*snickering in doesn't give a f*ck*

"what do you mean by that?.."

"no, I'm fine, I actually enjoy this job"

"not really"

"No I mean I don't mind you joining"

"yeah" :¦^

okie doki lol