"Good evening! And welcome to Foxtrap Pickles! I hope you're having a good day, but breaking news. Biden was sniffing his ass yesterday and shat infront of Putin, while in China. That's all for today and we'll see you tomorrow, the show that is the SWORN enemy of lying, pompostery, smugness, and group think. Up next is Sean Hannity!"

dad watches fox news so I know the Tucker Carlson intro basically word for word lmao