flame: i know and i dont care!
me: uh dude your TOO drunk to even rememeber the motnh so *takes beer* this is garbage now
flame: NOOOOO
*he passes out from being drunk and lands face firs into his bed frame lol*
me: ow *yeets him on his bed* done
fb: oh yeah hes better then okay he loves getting drunk on beer or whisky
me: he doesnt even have whisky
fb: you mean he doesnt have this? *shakes in my face* found it last week
me: lol
