be so for real with me😢😢 like HOW, the writers were like, OH TS GONNA BE FIRE!!! but like, it as straight booty! Now I'm going to get into the movie because I felt like it 🤯

Okay at the start of the movie, (me and my friends were watching it) we got flashbanged twice, it wasn't even funny, like then we move to this girl hitch hiking, oh my godness she was so dumb hoping into that guys truck in a town you dont know, then he tells you that place is where people DIED, and you still decide to go?? HELLO??

Then it switched to these stupid BUMS! i forgot their names because they were so irrelevant idec, but like anyways there was this shaggy hair girl and I guess she was the protag but they don't tell us so i had no idea? but i remember a part where a guy almost shot her with an arrow and she got all 'oohh you scared me!' but not in like an actually scared way, like the way horny teenagers would look at eachother, LIKE HO HE ALMOST SHOT YOU WITH AN ARROW

anyways more into the horror part, we switch back to hitch hiker, her name is annie, and HELL SHE SO STUPID, SHE GOT INTO THE MURDERS VAN, THEN JUMPED OUT? hoe I know you had no choice but what!!!?!? then she sprained or broke her ankle or something jumping out, SHE REFUSED TO DITCH THE BRIGHT RED JACKET AROUND HER WAIST IN THE GREENEST FOREST YOU'VE EVER SEEN!?!?!! HELLO WHAT? PMO, but she stops running which is like? why? ik ur leg hurts but someones trying to murder you? keep going? AND THEN SHE GETS SLASHED LIKE BOI TF

the next death is by this bum NED, I don't think I remember getting to see him die, but like HE WAS ON A BED STABBED? AND THE TWO OTHER IDIOTS WERE HAVING SEX ON THE BED BELOW HIM?? LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM? OR SMELL HIM? JUST HAD TO TANGO UNDER THE CORPSE?

OH AND JACK, omds, me and my friends were hoping he'd be killed, so after that ***** left after they did the sneaky link snake dance, he got stabbed in the neck with a spear through the bed😢 BRO HIS FACE TURNED SO RED I WAS CRYING LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR

Then Marcie whatev her name was ran out naked into the bathrooms during a storm, she went to the toilet and this bum didn't hear the door open cuz shes stupid like WHAT, but after shes done shitting or smth, she poses in the mirror like shes a model? LIKE HO UR NOT, then she figures out the waters not coming out because like idk its a camp, she turns it on from under the dirty dusty spider infested sink, but instead of leaving NOOO she just neeeeded to check the showers because she thought someone was playing peekaboo with her, and then she gets axed in the face, was it the boogie man? BUT LIKE BEFORE SHE GETS KILLED HER FACE WAS HILARIOUS

we're gonna skip steve cuz he a bum but anyway, we didn't see how bill died but he ****ing did, he was like shot onto the door or sum he looked like a skin suit

same with brenda she just gets shoved through a window🤯

AND THE CHERRY ON THE ****ING ****ITY **** **** ****ING TOP. everyone was ****ing killed by an old WOMAN. SHAGGY GIRL MANAGED TO KILL THAT OLD WOMAN. AND ALL THE OTHERS EVEN THE ****ING GUYS GOT CRUSHED BY THIS OLD ****ING WOMAN? EXCUSE ME? WHAT THE ****?

no joke, they had a battle to the death like 50 times before she finally killed that old hag omds, THIS ISN'T BRAWL STARS OR ****ING CASTLE CRASHERS LIKE EXXXXCUUUSSEE MMEEE?????? AND IN THE END SHE LIKE KYACKS TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RIVER, GREAT ****ING IDEA SCRUB, THEN AT THE END, THAT LITTLE ****ER JASON GRABS HER AND PULLS HER INTO THE LAKE AND I THINK SHE DROWNS

OH AND ABOUT JASON. HE NEVER EVEN SHOWS UP IN THE MOVIE. ITS JUST HIS SCHIZO MOTHER SAYING "MOMMY KILL THEM!>!?!?!" LIKE BOI WHAT PMOPMOPMO THE ONLY TIME WE SEE JASON IS WHEN HE'S DROWNING ABOUT A FLASH BACK AND AT THE END WHEN HE DROWNS THE GIRL LIKE WHAT

watching Friday the 13th tn (2009) with my bros!! I'll tell u how it goes

watch old movies, they're not even scary

thats tuff

I mean the part when he stabbed the guy through the bed made me a little Squeamish but other than that, its totally true

no??