horse walks into bar. barman says why the long face? horse says what?- barman says, oh its a joke i mean that-. horse says yea i've heard it before. uh firstly the long face is a genetic disposition, therefore im a horse. and barman says okay look its just a joke- and horse says secondly and frankly, i'd rather be a horse than than a glorified drink-dispensing machine working at a dive like this, you degenerate little scrote. barman says uhh you want a drink or? Horse says yeah, vodka. sorry, it's just a difficult day you know? barman says, hey its's alright. I shouldn't have been so rude. So hows your day? Horse says, it's hard to explain. It feels like im in someone elses imagination you know? Like reality feels slippery. Barman says, wow, cloppy, thats deep. You know, I think Schopenhauer said it best when he- Pelican walks into bar. Pelican says, everybody be cool, this is a robbery. any of you ****ing pigs move and i'll execute every-