The ship:
The community acts all lovey dovey for a feature, he hates it at first but slowly falls for them
He gives them a feature (hint the April fools joke) and they don't act all lovey anymore. They only wanted that feature.
sO HE MAKES IT SPIN LIKE A NINJA STAR, CUTTING THEIR HANDS AND THEN HE MAKES IT VIBRATE (probably) AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA