me : * calls 911 * 911 : 911 whats your emergency me : my best friend got a hangover 911 : ok and? me : she promise she will be alright but i know its bulls- 911 : no swearing and what is the problem? me : she will die 911 : let me call the doct- me : oh wait she is alive 911 : .. ok??? me : oh wait now she is dead 911 : goodbye.

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