Neptune: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM LETS SOEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER TOGETHER IN MY ROOM

Neptune: y e s So we can watch movies!

Neptune: why the **** not

Neptune: im a planethuman, one of the most cancerous fandoms out there! Im Neotune!

Neptune: *insert sobbing here* WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?!?!??!! (Omg everyone get here to protecc da bean)

*still sobbing*

*Balance laughs*

*Balance does it again*

*Balance grabs his ass, and his dark side takes over some* Balance:Nope~

*Balance makes a slightly annoyed sound*

Balance:Yeah.

*Balance puts him on the ground, and lays on him*

Balance:?

Balance:Because you're comfy /u\

Balance:You are a nice pillow though /n\

Balance:You are though...

*Balance gets off of him, but lays his head on Derek's chest*

*Balance purrs*

Yes👏it👏is👏

LMFAO

>:(((( that was another person

*pat pat* (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

small human.

*begins to pet him*

why~?

*he'd continue to pet him*

Goldie: HEY!

Me: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! *runs off, burning my hand* Alex: *looks at him* U arent infeccted.... are you?

Alex: Just to be safe. *sprays his hand with something* Does that hurt?

Alex: Then your clear. *puts spray bottle in her bag* Hi! Im Alex!

Alex: Cool! *looks around* If you see any blue people, run and get to high ground.

Alex: *looks at him* Where did you come from?

Alex: Have you seen the news before it shut down?

Alex: Well there was a chemical that poisoned the town people. They are now blue monsters trying to take soals and hearts from the ones left.

Alex: Then you'll be ok!