(Mk where do you want to start? And when? [Example: Impending Doom ||])

(Hm okie I think...impending doom || is a good start. And both Aro and Zox are among the irkens on the podium thing?)

(Mk u wanna start?)

(Mk) Aro: *staring off in space as the Almighty Tallest get announced*

Aro: *whispers more or less to herself* Poor skooge. Hes gotten even shorter than last decade...the Tallest aren't gonna overlook that.

Aro: *startled at the sound of his chuckling* Huh? Oh. Hi Zox. Forgot you were there for a sec.

Aro: Just thinking about Impending Doom l. And the small Irken Zim. *shrugs* He's in Foodcourtia now, I believe. Not a smart Irken.

Aro: Yeah. Oh the Tallest are on the ground now. *stands straighter as the Tallest begin speaking about how the other irkens in the crowd should have TRIED HARDER*

(U wanna be tallest red or purple?)

(Mk I like red anyway uwu)

(U want to be zim or dib?)

(.....so dib.)

(Mk) --after all irkens are done except Zox and Aro-- Red: Invader Zox please step up to the podiu- Zim: WAIT! WAIT! *crawls onto the stage*

Red: Zim? Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Zim: Oh yeah but I stopped and came as soon as I heard about THIS.

Zim: OBVIOUSLY a planet to conquer. Because invader blood marches through my veins like rubber pants. DO NOT IGNORE THE VIEEENSSSS! Aro: *rolls eyes*

Zim: So? Red: Uhhh...*whispers to purple* I have a plan. *loudly* WELL I NOQ SEE THAT YOU ARE...uh...TRULY DESERVING OF A PLANET Zim: Yes. Yes I am. Red: AND YOU WILL BE SENT ON A SPECIAL MISSION....uhh...HERE! *points to a question planet*

Red: Yes, Earth!

Zim: Earth? Never heard of it. But I can assume it is good enough for ZIM! *seems satisfied and walks away* Red: nice save buddy. Ceremony dismissed, go away. *every irken in the crowd leaves, including Zim* Aro: Um, My Tallests?

Aro: Me and Invader Zox weren't assigned a planet, and we were at the top of our training. Sirs, would you be kind enough to assign us planets? Red: Uh sure. If you were at the top of your class, do you two think you could, y'know, keep Zim from successfully invading the planet? I doubt he would, but *shrugs* can't be too safe.

Red: Yeah. *whispers to purple* we also don't have anymore planets lined up. Their planets got blacked out when SOMEONE spilt there drink on it. Aro: Yes, My Tallest. That sounds great. *gives Zox a look that says, "Deal with it. Its better than nothing."*

Red: You two can report to the <insert robot deck place thing that I forgot the name to> Aro: Yes Sir! *walks off and carries suitcase with her*

Aro: I guess. Cant be that hard. He's not too bright. Y'know, I think I've heard of earth before. They have weird things on the sides of there heads that kinda act like lekkus, minus the extra feeling part. And things in the middle of their faces that can smell. They look freaky.

Aro: The Earthians, I mean.

Aro: Probably not. I've also seen these things that are all over their planet, called "Ants." They look kinda like irkens, bit arent green and have no pak and walk on 6 legs. There are MILLIONS of them in just an area, and the Earthians IGNORE THEM! The ants can lift 10x there weight, too. So I dunno.

Aro: Yeah. Anyway, we're here. I dont need to get into the line though. *opens suitcase and a mess of wires and lenses and such comes out* Remember I told you I was working on a SIR unit? Well, I'd like you to meet PIX! *presses a button and PIX assembles*

Aro: Er... not sure. Been working on her since I was a Smeet but I just recently finished her. When I was younger I kept getting the wires wrong. Heh. Shes still a little glitchy. PIX: *powers up* *blinks* Hello there! My name is P-Pix!

Aro: Mk. PIX: B-BAI NEW F-F-FREN! Aro: There's the glitching again.

Aro: ACK! You scared me! I was just working on PIX. Anyway, can I see em?

Aro: Hello there! And thats a nice name! *hears clanging and giggling from the other side of the room* Looks like Zim got his SIR unit...

Aro: No clue. Well, should we leave after he leaves and just kinda follow him? On Earth, I'm not sure we'll be able to not be noticed by him for long.

Aro: Alright. Hes leaving now. We should leave in a few minutes after he's gone. Hey, PIX? PIX: M-Mhm? Aro: attach a tracker to Zims Voot Cruiser. --PIX runs off--

Aro: Fair enough. Oh shoot Zims coming. *PIX finishes up and starts walking back when GIR spots her* (u wan be GIR?)

PIX: UhHhhhH hi there! I'm PIX! Zim: Why you you near the almighty ZIMS boot cruiser?! PIX: because its....pretty! It's much prettier than Aros! Very magnificent. I gotta go byeee *runs away*

(*voot)

Zim: Aros SIR unit. I didn't see her in line though...possibly she couldn't handle being near ZIIIIIMMM

Aro: Okay hes leaving now. You ready to leave? I know we have a few minutes, but I just wanna make sure.

Aro: Okay! He's off...and here's a separate tracker. You take your cruiser, ill take mine. See ya in however long it takes to get there! *gets in her voot cruiser and drives off with PIX*

--6 f*ckin months later-- Aro: *legit looks like how Zim looked when he came to Earth* PIX: WEEERRREEEE HEEERRREEEE

Aro: *on alert* PIX has Zim landed yet? PIX: Yes he just landed a few minutes ago. Aro: Good. Park the cruiser close to where he's setting up base. Not to close though. PIX: MA'AM YES MA'AM! *followers orders*

*PIX and Aro lands 2 houses down from Dibs house in an open space* Aro: Perfect. *puts down the egg-thing that Zim had that made the house* *about three minutes later, the house is done* not too shabby! Now, we need some disguises. *steps in the big dressing room thingy and comes out with contacts, and a wig* This'll do. Your turn, PIX. PIX: LEMME PICK LEMME PICK!! I WANNA BE A RACCOON! *hops in the dressing room thing* *comes out in a horrible looking disguise* Aro: This...will have to do.

Aro: Yeah. Luckily, PIX kept me on track. Zims a block down there, so we'll be able to keep an eye on him.

Aro: *grimaces* your gonna hate my plan.

Aro: I think we'll actually have to be friends with him. Earn his trust. We have to know his plans and what-not.

Aro: Yeah yeah. But its our best shot, Zox.

Aro: *sigh* Its bound to happen. Anyway, you should get back to your base. Im gonna send a message to the Tallest. See ya tomorrow.

(Do you wanna timeskip to tomorrow?)

--Timeskip broght to you by Bloatys Pizza Hog-- PIX: MMAAASSSTTTTEERRRR ITS 7:45 U GOTTA GO TO SKOOLLL Aro: One minute PIX. I have to put my contacts on. *comes out a few seconds later* How do I look? PIX: Good! LETSSS G-G-G-GOOOO

Aro: *comes out* Sorry Zox! I couldn't get these god forsaken contacts on. How do I look?

Aro: Yeah, you look great. Ready to go to Skool?

--Time Skip to Skool-- Aro: This place is disgusting. Also, where the heck is, "Ms. Bitters" Class??

Aro: Standard thing. Human children are forced to come here or their taken away from their "par-ents" for neglectence *keeps going on and on about the education system*

Aro: And- Oh. Okay. *opens door* *the ENTIRE class just stares at her and Zox* (U wanna be ms bitters?)

Aro: *whispers back* your guess is as good as mine. Ms Bitters: *turns her head* OH its just more worthless children who will amount to NOTHING! State your name and then sit down because I don't want to hear another PEEP from you for the rest of the year. *glasses narrow in a scowl*

Aro: *whispers back* no ****ing clue. *loudly* My name is Aro and don't speak to me and we will get along just fine. *sits down in an empty seat next to Dib* Ms. Bitter: *nods* Other worthless child, speak.

(XD) Aro: *kinda just stares at the big headed kid blubbering next to her* *thinks: is he okay?* Ms. Bitter: Anyway, as I was saying, Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. *continues just saying doomed*

Aro: *kinda just let her mind wander* RIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG Aro: ACK *falls out of chair and wig almost falls off* F*CK!

Aro: Yeah. It f*cking scared me T^T

Aro: I believe that was the lunch bell. I mean, everyone left and is headed towards the Cafeteria. Let's go. *walks off towards the Caf* *trips on the god damn trash can* F*CKING HELL! *walks off*

Aro: *gets to the cafeteria muttering curse words* man those place is even more disgusting than the classroom- *mashed potatoes(?) get flung in her general direction* Shit! *dodges it* ZOX LOOK OUT!

Aro: *tries to hold back laughter* phhh you okay?

Aro: We should probably find a seat. There's no way im eating that shit.

Aro: That'll work. *walks over to that table and takes a seat* and its surprisingly clean. Huh.

Aro: I wonder who the big headed kid was. The one with the lab coat. He looked....odd.

Aro: Yeah your probably right. *sees a kid approaching the table* OI PUNK! F*CK OFF! Kid: okay jeez *walks in the other direction*

(Yea maybe their sitting at dibs and gaz's table? If you want i can be Gaz) Aro: *quietly* ****ing trash can. In my God damn way *grumble grumble*

Aro: ITs NoT FuNnY!! *huff* it was in my way >:( *angy face*

Aro: HMPH. Gaz: *behind Aro* *without looking up from her game slave 2* Can you get out of my seat. Aro: AXK! *falls out of her ****ing seat again* IS IT NATIONAL SCARE ARO DAY OR SOMETHING?!

Aro: No need to yell. And we aren't "aliens." What makes you think we are? *panicking inside*

Aro: Uhh...its a...skin condition...and w-what disguises? :*scrambles to stand up*

Gaz: Dib, you can't go around accusing everyone of being an alien. Now stop talking to me im on level 729. Aro: *panicking* Uhhhh even if we WERE aliens, which we aren't, would anyone believe you?

Aro: Yeah! How would you prove it? If you were to disect us, and you figured out we're humans, you would go to jail for murder.

Aro: *****ing nice instincts take over* you okay? *thinks: HES THE GOD DAMN ENAMY ARO YOUR ****ING STUPID*

Aro: Okay. *walks off to find a new table when the bell for recess rings* Welp. Guess we're going outside. *starts walking to the door for recess*

Aro: No not really. Didn't really seen much of him at lunch. And if you want, I can tweak the plan so I can try to be friends with Zim and you work on....what was his name? Dib?

Aro: We can't have the big headed kid find out a way to expose us. I doubt he will, but I have to come up with something for you to do. K?

Aro: Try to convince him that we aren't aliens, I guess. Be friends. Also, maybe make another thing for a fake finger on your glove. 4 fingers would be hard to explain.

Aro: Ima go talk to Zim. See ya in a bit. *walks off towards Zim* Zim: WHAT DO YOU WANT PITIFUL HYOO-MAN?! Aro: yesh you don't have to yell. I just wanted to say hi.

Zim: wHaT?! *looks her over* Zim accepts your greeting. NOW YOU MAY LEAVE!!!! Aro: Woah slow your roll there bucko. I come in peace, jeez. Zim: WHAT ELSE DID YOU WISH TO SAY, HYOO-MAN?! Aro: I came over to ask you if you wanted to be friends.

Zim: Zim accepts your offer. NOW LEAVE!!!! Aro: Jeez okay. *walks away from the green bean* *quietly* no wonder he has no friends. *sits and watches Zox be a child from farther away* It really can't be that hard -.-

Aro: Shits about to go down. I can see the tension from over here...Cant do much =/

(Yeah XD)

Aro: Aw shit. *walks over to them, close enough to hear them, but not enough to be super obvious*

Aro: *steps in between them* Okay okay, we're done here. One, because Zox could easily kill you with his bare hands, Dib. And two, I'm not dealing with going to the principals office today. Mom would be ticked off.

Aro: C'mon Zox. *grabs his arm and drags him away from Dib* You were supposed to be NICE to him not THREATEN him!

Aro: *sigh* Sorry. I shouldn't be mad at you. And I shouldn't have said anything about being friends with him. Hes a human and he's not gonna listen. I'm not even sure if I'm gonna be much good on this mission! I get startled to easily and am too soft.

Aro: Wait. I have an idea. Maybe, using a little reverse psychology, we could get Dib on our side, kinda, without him knowing it! If we direct him more on Zim, then he'll be working against Zim, instead of us trying to be friends with him! Do you get what I mean?

Aro: And me getting scared is not funny. >:(

Aro: *hears bell ring* time for class i guess. Get ready for...*in the best ms bitters voice she can manage* DoOm.

Aro: Thanks. I've only been listening to her say that one word for 3 hours. *starts walking to class*

Aro: Yeah. Welp were here. I'll come back to reality when the bell rings on 3 hours. *goes and sits in her seat*

(No no its fine! Sleeping is always important!) --Timeskip brought to you by GIRs tacos-- RRRRIIIINNNGGGG!! Ms Bitters: Go home you insignificant bacteria Aro: huh? Hey this time I didn't get scared! :D *stands up to leave and gets TRAMLPLED by children*

Aro: I ****ING HATE KIDS! Thanks. *sees kids pouring out of the windows to get outside* yeesh. Let's go. Can you call Fir to pick us up?

Aro: yey. We survived the first day of skool, Zoxo! *small happy dance*

Aro: Yea! *stops dancing* oh heyo Fir!! PIX: MMAAASSSTTTEEEERRRR I C-C-CAME TOOOOOOO!! *hops over in raccoon suit*

Aro: ^^ *smiles* PIX: M-MASTER WHY IS YOUR FACE LIKE THAT?! IS SOMETHING WRONG?! Aro: What? Oh, right. You normally see me with a poker face or a scowl. Yes, I'm fine PIX. Better than fine, actually.

(Nah ur doin fine!) Aro: Yea. Let go! *grabs PIX* Is your jet pack working? PIX: Y-Y-YEP! LETS GOOOOO!!! HURRAY UPPPP

Aro: HEY WAIT UP! *tries to blast off but finds that PIX's feul runs out immediately* What the hell?! *opens gas tank and finds loads of maple syrup* Explain PIX. PIX: I WENT O-O-OVER TO GIRS HOUSE AN WE MADE WAFFELS! Aro: Figures. Mk let go! *jogs all the way to her base*

Aro: *gets to her base huffing* Phew. PIX: I INVITED GIR OVER BY DA WAYYY Aro: Okay. I dont really care. PIX: oh and his master. He was crying at me so *shrug* Aro: WhAt

Aro: PIX invited GIR and Zim over to my base!! It wouldn't take long for him to figure out that its Irken Tech!! AND GIR KNOWS HOW TO GET IN THE LAB!

Aro: MAYEB NOT GAIN CONTROL OF MY LAB BUT IDK. I NEED TO EITHER PUT OFF THE INVITE OR CHANGE THE LOCATION OR DISGUISE MY BASE BETTER!

Aro: OKAY PIX I NEED YOU TO TELL GIR THAT WE ARE MEETING AT THE PARK INSTEAD, OKAY? AND MAKE SURE ZIM DOESNT SEE YOU! PIX: Yes ma'am! *runs off*

Aro: Okay okay so I think Instead of them coming HERE, we go to the PARK. As of how I figure out how to explain my talking raccoon...no idea. Ill cross that bridge when I get there.

PIX: *comes back* GIR SAID IZ OKI HIS MASTER SAID HE CAMT GO ANYWAY AND GIR NEEDED TO LEAVE HIM ALONE! GIR WONT BE ABLE TO CONE OVER TILL TOMORROW!

Aro: well. That postpones my panic attack. That's good. I'm gonna go lay down and do some research on the humans, okay? I think my brain needs a break from some anxiety.

Aro: Mk! PIX: IMA WATCH THE SCARY MONKEE SHOW! GIR LOVES DAT SHOW! Aro: okay then *walks into her base with PIX*

Aro: Compter, define, "Phobia." *spends three hours studying different phobias* PIX: IM GONNA GO SEE FIR, HES MORE FUN THAN LISTENING TO YOU GOOGLE THINGS! *hops out of the house*

PIX: *knocks on Zox's door* FIRRRRRR LEMME INNNNNNN

PIX: HEYYYYYY I MISSEDED YOUUUUU *huggies* OOO WHATCHA WATCHIN? Oh hi, Masters Bestie. I had to get out of that house. That woman was driving me nuts, studying phobias. I really don't understand how you tolerate her so mu- SCARY MONKEE SHOW YEEEAAAAA

PIX: YEA THE SCARY MOKEE SHOW IS DA BEST!!! Aro: Xanthophobia? Why would anyone be afraid of the color yellow?

Aro: Shi- *scrambles to put wig and contacts on* COME IN!

Aro: Oh phew. *takes the qig and contacts, which were only half on, all the way off* Whats up?

*wig

Aro: Oh. No, just researching the human brain. PIX ran out of the base after about three hours of my researching. Just trying to figure out more about humans. I did figure out one thing. Australias friggin scary.

Aro: Ligitemintly everything there is trying to kill you. The most poisonous animals on the planet live there. AND THE HYOO-MANS LOVE IT DOWN THERE! Humans scare me sometimes.

Aro: But, somehow, alot of them LIVE. But yeah, I'm fine. I think I'm done with research for today, though. My eyes hurt from looking at the computer all day.

Aro: See ya tomorrow, Zoxo! Bye!

PIX: Awwwwww okayyyyy *pulls raccoon hood up and walks out the door, and back to aros house*

(Kvxjgxjgxitxgix) --smol timeskip to tomorrow-- PIX: WAKE U- wait your already awake? Aro: *slightly shaking* YEP! DID YOU KNOW THAT THUS EARTH DRIBK CAN KEEP YOU UP FOR HOURS AT A TIME!? *shakily holds up a cup of coffee* IVE HAD 13 CUPS!

Aro: *practically throws the door open* YEP! THIS EARTH DRINK IS GREAT! *wig is even messier than normal* PIX: I THINKS SHES GONE INSANE PLEASE HELP

Aro: Coffee. Because it's great. I didn't get a a second of sleep last night thanks to this stuff! *takes another sip* PIX: *hides behind Zox* *whispers* shes scaring me.

PIX: 13 cups in the last hour. God knows how many last night.

Aro: NUUUUUUU I'M FIIIINNNEEE!! We have skool today im fiinnnneee!! HERE TRY IT ITS GREAT! *gives him a cup*

Aro: mOrE fOr me! *downs the cup* MK LEZ GO TO SKOOL! *skips out the door*

Aro: *thinks for a second* they don't allow coffee at school...shit. *kinda slows down* ITS WEARING OFF!! WE NEED TO GET TO SCHOOL BEFORE I FaLl aSlEep...

Aro: YeS iM fIn- *passes out on the sidewalk*

PIX: ima make some pancak- Masters Best Friend? What are you doing here?

(Nah its completely fine!) PIX: awe that's nice of you! She's gonna be happy dat you helped her, bc of how much she looks up to you. *continues to work on making pancakes*

PIX: oh. I mean, looks up to you. She has since, I mean, since she began making me. And that was how many years ago? She's always talking about you. How good you are in training and stuff like that. *starts looking for some syrup and chocolate chips*

(L E S H I P S Q U E A L) PIX: Ight ima bring pancakes over soon bc I ain't gonna eat all this

PIX: do do do dooooo *finishes up the chocolate chip pancakes* Aro: ehhh *stirs and gets up* OW MY HEAD! I'm never having another cup of coffee again... PIX: oop your up. Want some pancakes?

Aro: did you ma- PIX: *sigh* y-y-y-y-yes I made you some chocolate milk. Aro: Yay! Also, I know I passed out so how the hell did I end up in here? PIX: Oh Zox carried you in. Stayed for a while, he left.

Aro: He DiD wHaT?! ILL BRB *Runs out of the base* PIX: *just sits there eating pancakes and waits* Aro: *circles back* AAAAFTER I- PIX: *holds up cup without even looking up* Aro: *grabs it* THAMKS! *runs out*

Aro: *pracitically slams his door open* FIR WHERES ZOXO?

Aro: K THAMKS! *knocks on the trash can* YA DOWN THERE, BUDDY?!

Aro: MK *hops into the trash can, sipping her choccy milk* *gets to the underground area*

Aro: *walks over to where he is sipping her choccy milk* whatcha making?

Aro: nah its this stuff called chocolate milk. Ots even better than coffee and doesn't keep you up. And neato.

Aro: I uh, just came over to say thanks for taking me back into the house. I really appreciate it.

Aro: *shrugs* dunno. Bored.

Aro: YOU ASSHOLE!! I HAVENT FALLEN ALL DAY EXCEPT FROM PASSING OUT!

Aro: *mutters* asshole *gets up* YOU don't understand how frustrating it is to always be falling over and tripping on things!

Aro: nah I know better than that. You have amazing reflexes and will swift my feet of the God damn ground

(*swipe God damn auto correct)

Aro: *narrow her eyes* I dont trust you. And ill feel bad if I do do it U-U

Aro: unu fine *swipes at his leg*

Aro: *giggles* your right it is fun! Now im not so mad at you for tripping me all the time :D

Aro: Actually, no. PIX hasn't even been over to see GIR. Its odd. Probably attempting an attack or something. Waitaminute, what if- *looks at the mess of wires and such on Zox's desk* hm that could work...

Aro: A small robot. Not something like Fir, or PIX. But something more like... a bug. There are thousands om them everywhere. If we make one and it actually looks good, then we can successfully spy on Zim. And if we get caught? He's just gonna blame it on Dib! Whatcha think?

Aro: he's too dumb to think to hard about a bug. And thamks!

Aro: Yeah sure. Why not, I didn't eat breakfast.

(Yah) --time skip to about 3:00-- Aro: aaaaand I think its done! *hands zox the controller with a small screen on it* give it a whirl!

PIX

Aro

When the hell did you get here