Tom: I guess this would be good morning if it weren’t for that ****ING COMMIE!!! I get up to go take a shower like I do every morning, and when I get out, this BASTARD is hightailing it’s out with my clothes! He takes my hoodie, my t-shirt, and my pants. Then decided to replace it with HIS hoodie, a pair of that I presume are his black pants, and a grey shirt that says ‘if found, return to Tord’. So I put them all on and try to chase after him but - and I hate to say this - Tord is actually really fast. And he’s locked my door from the inside so I can’t go get anything else.

Tom: HE NEVER WAS!!

Tom: *angry grumbling*

Tom: *pouts, blushing* his hoodie smells nice.

Tom: Yeah. I'm going to light him on fire.