I will protect you *le hugs*

Your warm America I like this hug

heh asleep

welp looks like im stuck here

*USSR is happy boi*

it's not like I'm trying to **** you so it's not gay really

heh got you confused

i never said that

idk maybe your just very comfortable

America are you trying to flirt with me!?

Just shut

America I will yeet you if you don't stop so shut

shippppppp

-inhale- ima bout to make you eat your words

And you won't like it America

i can make you blush America

Alaska... Remeber that America

well why not America? you don't like how that felt hm?

was I a bit too much for you to handle then?

aww why though I'm only telling the truth

awww i just do and besides i win

*he kissed back to catch America off guard*

heh I am smarter than you think America

This *He threw America to the ground* I'm smarter than you think, I caught you off guard

I Will make you a Bottom if I have to

oh I can if I have to now shut the hell up america

your talking to a Russian we are as stubborn as mules

...sureeeeeee you areeeeeee

Oh I'm a mule now meaning I'm more willing to work then you are

Oh well then speak and give me a job to do then

I will make you hush

Hmmmmm...

Nope

Do you really wanna know?

just thinkin about me and you

Heh only being not good boys *he Winked and stuck out his tongue*

*peru walks in on them* *nose bleed*WHAT TH

AHHHHH WHY!!!!!!

No it is this time it really is I got him pinned

OMG NOOOOOO *videoing it on my phone secretly*

MY EYES ARE BURNING YET I CAN"T LOOK AWAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *mexico jumps on Peru*

Nope you will stay here on the floor

What the heck

NOOOOOO LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!

I leave for an hour and a half and I come back to an imposter and this.

Yea I knew it wasn't you Peru his flag looks different

*looks at him* oh yeah the other one

IMPOSTER -Tackles-

Hahaha silly countries and states

oki still this is 18+ leave while you still can i was having a good day and i walk in and find this

*grabs the rusty and pins him*

No it's not just suggestive

-Gets pistol- I watched too many American action movies but I don't care I will shoot!

Nope they still haven't left

wait ima die real quick gotta go to bed curfew in effect.

Yea definitely not

Oof Okey country Peru

what th WE ARE RIGHT HERE ASSHOLES

And no I won't move America

I think they left

Wdym?

Oh what would you rather I sat on something else?

Idk

The hell!?

we are still here

welp okay

i kind of can't still having a gun to his chest

Why are you missing me?

Kissing*

Well what are you gonna do now?

Why are you going to do That

(faints)

Well I am only curious

im a boi and im no t dead

you can go back to what you doing

America you might regret this...

You will trust me

What?

Sure we I will America~

I doubt that is possible

me watching funny canda memes and laughing my ass off while this happens

Sure I can

Is that a Challenge America?

Well someone else is here so I won't do that quite yet

ehh i don't mind

Sorry America I just don't want to disturb the peru that is still here by going ahead and doing a bit of dirty things to you

oh im Ukraine now because we already have a peru

*falls asleep*

Yea then hell no

oki im going to go *went to room*

Yea sorry America

*you hear a loud crash coming from my room* CANDA!!

What the hell

lmfao

idk please help me peruuuuuuu

nah

Why nottttt

Yayyyy!

ok