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1-ugh i have a headace.. 2-you think that's bad? i have a headache AND a stomach ache 3-oh man well i have a headache a stomach ache and my right arm is broken so i have to do all my work with my non-dominant hand 4-you think thats bad? BOTH of my hands r broken so i have to do all my work with my feet 5-man i wish i was you rn *spits out broom* i dont have any limbs so i have to do all my work with my mouth and im a janitor 6-oh no well at least you have a MOUTH 7-oh i WISH i didnt have a mouth i was born with a rare tounge disease which makes everything i eat taste like sweaty beans! 8-dang i'd take tasting sweaty beans every time i eat something any day over my extremely rare skin disease which makes me dehydrated in regular air so the only place i can live is inside the sewers 9-well at least you can poke yer' head out and talk to people every one in a while im an alligator everyone hates me! also i dont know how to spell...

10-at least you have big teeth and claws and stuff! what can a fish do? swim around? what a fulfilling existence! 11-oh great!>:( now i'm stuck! yet another reason while my life sucks way more then anyone else's 12-oh boy i wish i was in your position right now i can talk to fish and as soon as everyone found out instead of using me to seek peace and acceptance between cats and fish they thought i was a witch! so they buried me alive!! 13-alive? ALIVE!? you're seriously complaining about being alive rn? imagine NOT being alive! imagine that! that's what i have to deal with! every single one of your problems is COMPLETELY inconsequential compared to mine! because your all alive and im a heccin GHOST!*others r silent*hello??*still silent* im suffering over here!*silent*i deserve attention*StILL SILENT* STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS AND PAY ATTENTION TO MINE!!*silent*hellooo*silent*hellooo...*silent*alright screw this im goin to hell*pop*

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