oh god

What kinda beer where you drinking?

N-*face palms* good one toby...

WOAH you ok? *laughs*

Your just chillin' on the floor now XD

Well, can i have a beer?

*hits it against table and pops it open* Thanks bro..

So uh..you get drunk often? *takes a drink*

Nice to hear that you got engaged.. *takes another gulp of beer*

heh..I bet *is done with beer,sets it on table*

Nah..just gotta massive crush on one tho..*gets another beer*

Yea,I dunno if she wants to be together or not.. *is already acting drunk by one beer*

Y-you really think so..?

Okay..ill ask her when i have a chance.. *drinks beer*

*drinks beer* so, how long have you been living here?

Heh...D@mn two beers gone already, imma go get another one..*gets up an falls over* Oh sh- OW!

No! i think im dieing! *arm is bleeding slightly

Just kiddin' *gets up and almost trips* d@mn gravity!

The strengh of the gravity in this place is horrific! *gets beer*

M-maybe! or its the world tryna kill me..*sits on the couch with beer in hand*

Soo..harsh *laughs*

You got a trash can? or do i stick these beer bottles up my- oh there it is..*throws beer bottles away*

You really wanna know man..? *laughs*

True! I was gonna stick it up my...y'know

Yes my a$$, why in the blue h#ll would i stick it up my d ick?! *laughs*

D-dont do it toby..

Why in the f#ck would you stick your d ick in the bottle?! it could get stuck or something!

It might hurt..

Fine! im not stopping you! *mumbles:fcking weirdo XD*

*in mind: i wonder if that WILL work...* *laughs*

rose: *slaps him on the back* flowers would be proud -_- want another XD

rose: *passes him another*

rose: *chants his name* now go to bed

rose: *sighs and holds up five fingers* how many fingers am i holding up?

rose: *drags him* your going to bed T_T

rose: *triggered* ill throw you if i have to!

rose: *punches* have a sandwich

rose: you rat! *bites*

rose: oww!! *hits him with a bottle*

rose: stupid! im going to call your fiance

rose: ill give you another beer when you go to bed

rose: i think you made me drunk ugh... *walks away*

rose: *falls over* dude your beer infested blood is gross and it made me feel wierd

rose: nuuuuu itt aint leve me alone

rose: let go of ma leg would ya -_-

rose: *laughs* flowers save my life!

rose: *throws phone across the room* i want my muum.. *gets up* wake me up

rose: *stands on him* shush drinky ill sue you *cough*

rose: ill never dieee!! *falls over and lands on the table* its my life~ -_-

h o l y s h i t d u d e y o u s m a r t

(( i bet))

holy f**k...bruhs you know what this means???

we put a hole bunch of flowers in his room then set his knives on fire AND THEN we put a giant card in his room that's says ''THERES YOUR PRESENT BRO,CONGRATZ YOU BE GAY :D''

..set him on fire then :D

ok! *one hour l8r* ...big mistake...I set his room on fire... owo

don't dood me drinky >:O

hissssssssssssssssssss >:<

Helena : can i join your drinking?

Helena : *start's drinking* thanks--- *still shy as hell*

T-toby what do you do f-for fun

*Helena smiles* i cut myself!

What? *she drinks a little more &

*he looked at her arms and saw all the cuts*

Helena : you sure you can tell! since i prob wont remember tomorrow XD