*Jack casually r u n s away*

*Jack runs to his house and locks the door* Jack: I'm ****in' d e a d

Jack: I saw the huge human again >:(

Jack: OH COME ON I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THAT DOOR-

*Jack just w a t c h e s *

Jack: o h m y

Jack: w h a t d i d y o u d o -

Jack: oh god my flooring is going to be stained with blood..

Jack: go in the bathroom and clean yourself up >:( 098: THERE'S DEMONS IN THERE- Jack: kiddo, what kind of an imagination do you have-

*it was a pretty normal bathroom, but there were a lot of mushroom decorations- *

*A small pink-glowing orb comes flying out-*

*It literally forms into a demon and b o n k s doll* ???: rude.

???: Did you really have to eat my chamber-

*They just facepalm and take out a g u n * ???: Alright, state your business here, and why did you eat my chamber >:(

???: Oh, brother, jack's awake-?

???: y u c k Jack: ey, kiddo, can you spray the spiders in the bathroom real quick? 098: o k *098 casually walks into the bathroom and sprays the glowing pink demon-*

*??? h i s s e s* 098: begone d e m o n ???: TIME TRIAL >:D *??? b o n k s 098 on the head on he get's knocked out-*

???: anyways, I'm gon' pay Jack a visit. b y e . *??? casually teleports to Jack-* Jack: o h g o d n o

Jack: W H Y - ???: make me a new chamber >:( Jack: N O -

Jack: whatever your name is, did you a t l e a s t get rid of the blood- ???: BRO ARE YOU DOING RITUALS WITHOUT ME- B I T C H - Jack: no wh- *??? casually bear hugs Jack angrily-*

???: also I knocked out your kid. Jack: you w h a t *Jack casually goes into fighting mode and beats the hell out of the demon-*

*Jack casually breaks the demons skull, leaving neon blood splatter all over him-* Jack: anyways... I think we're good now.

*Jack casually goes to the bathroom, picks 098 up and brings him to their room-*

*Jack walks out and heads back to doll* Jack: they're going to come back. so uh, y e a h .

*The demon casually reappears and is perfectly fine* Jack: h i . . . y o u . . . ???: w o w . did you forget my name-?

Ham: my name's ham >:( Jack: no wonder I forgot your name, it s u c k s .

*Ham just grumbles* Jack: does that mean I can cook you? Ham: wh- N O -

Ham: I highly toxic so if you ate me you'd die instantly- Jack: no wonder your attitude is the way it is.

Ham: whatever, I'll just respawn anyways. Jack: you can't leave tho :D *098 casually slithers out of his room-*

098: ..... are you back at it again with your confusing adult talks again?! D:< Jack: ..... n o ? Ham: yes he is please help me kjhgfcdxtfyctuyviuboli

*Jack just facepalms* Jack: god, I've raised idiots... 098: JACK STOP DOING THAT ISTG-

*Jack looks at doll* Jack: h e l p *098 just weakly starts hitting jacks legs because short 10 yo-*

*Jack sighs and Ham is just giggling like a weirdo-* Jack: Kid, if you don't stop I'll throw you right back into that facility. *098 i n s t a n t l y stops-*

Jack: w h a t ? it works. *098 just s n e e z e s on jack and slithers away-*

Jack: -^-"

*098 casually follows doll-*

*098 following intensifies* (muahahah)

*098 waves hi to it-*

098: :D

*098 casually tries to hug the gnome*

098: ^^

*very happi smol*

*098 is s h o o k *

098: D:>

098: let them go :( *098 is literally about to cry-*

*098 just casually starts c r y i n g *

*098 is casually trying to calm himself down*

098: : (

098: let them go D:

098: what did they ever do to you >:,(

098: let them go or I'm telling jack!

098: Uhhh... whatever Jack does to them when I'm not awake...

098: still, let them go

098: if you don't I'll be too wholesome for your own good

098: :(

Jack: n o i d e a

Jack: :P *098 just h u g s doll*

Jack: n a h *098 hugging doll intensifies*

*098 just makes smol sad noises-* Jack: -you gotta hug him back dude.

*098 hugs the gnome back* Ham: oh- god- what kind of a child have you been raising- Jack: A wholesome one.

098: D: my hug buddy- Ham: your kid's weird. Jack: as long as he's happy being weird, it's okay.

*098 just w a t c h e s *

*098 hugs the gnome again*

098: :D

098: ??? Jack: great. m o r e problems.

Jack: I still don't know how you managed to do that.. 098: MY HUG BUDDY D: *098 goes over to where the gnome last was-*

Jack: b u t s t i l l . *098 casually looks around because scared and wants "hug buddy"*

*098 goes over where he heard the squeak*

*098 looks at the net and tries to reach it, but too s h o r t * 098: D:

098: can someone help me- I want my buddy back-

*098 moves out of the way*

*098 casually starts to get intimidated because of how big isan is compared to him-*

098: should I get Jack to help aswell????

098: ok- be careful-

098: should I catch them???

*098 catches the net and the gnome but j u s t b a r e l y *

098: Thanks Isan :D *098 removes the net from the gnome and hugs it*

098: ^^

*Jack is casually drinking tea*

098: No thank you :D

*Jack casually takes the apple and smiles*

Jack: ^^

Jack: I wanna eat this apple but at the same time I don't because someone gave it to me-

Jack: I'm gunna start calling you gramps >:D *Jack was talking to doll I-*

Jack: you act like an old man who doesn't like a n y t h i n g

*Jack scoffs and pats the gnome-*

(the gnome is getting so much attention and I love it) Jack: ^^

098: c a n w e k e e p i t Jack: wh-

Jack: if it's okay with them, I mean- 098: :D

Jack: I'm just adopting a whole bunch of things- 098: y a y

098: :D

Jack: ...I'm gunna need to expand my house-

Jack: you are going to live with us if we "keep" you. I won't care if you go anywhere just be safe when you do. those are my only rules for going out.

Jack: and you don't need to pay for bills or taxes.

*Jack casually grabs 098 and drags him to the house-*

*Jack opens the door and waits for everyone to get inside-*

*Jack looks at doll* Jack: you comin' in or you just gonna stand there an' sulk?

*Jack just stares off to where doll went and slowly goes inside-*

*Ham pushes Jack over onto the floor and casually knocks him out-* Ham: LET'S TRASH THE HOUSE >:D 098: I-

*Ham looks at gnome* Ham: oh my god he's adopting more kids- whatever they can help- 098: just don't touch the bathroom or my room.

Ham: we're trashing the house now because I "accidentally" knocked Jack out.

098: don't touch the bathroom or my room I spent alot of time cleaning those.. Ham: we gonna trash this hellhole or what

Ham: and I thought you were the cool badass one >:( *098 just hugs the gnome out of fear-*

Ham: just steal the snake-kids room.

*Ham d i e s and comes back casually-* Ham: rude.

*Ham dies a g a i n and comes back* Ham: all you're doing is painting everything with my blood

*Ham dying and coming back intensifies* 098: this is getting scary, stop! :(

*098 just starts c r y i n g *

*Ham just kicks doll in the stomach before d y i n g again-*

Ham: I really can't believe Jack be-friends idiots..

Ham: you obviously wouldn't be killing me over and over again if you didn't.

Ham: not EVERYTHING... just most of the house.

Ham: now leave me be or I'll kill more children.

*098 is just bawling his eyes out-* Ham: I actually rather torture that one because of how annoying it is >:(

*Ham pushes gnome away and grabs 098-* Ham: I'm s o going to enjoy this

Ham: what a pesk- *Ham rips gnome off and throws them at the wall-* 098: D:>

*Ham goes into 098s and locks the door-*

RoOm*

*Ham just ties 098 onto the wall and repeatedly gives him cuts-*

Ham: go away, idiot. Or I'll hurt him more. *Ham just p u n c h e s 098 in the stomach, making him throw up-*

*Jack casually starts to wake up-* Jack: ow.

*Jack just stares at all the blood everywhere-* Jack: oh come on guys-

*Ham just pick up gnome and throws him at a wall again but h a r d e r* Jack: what is going o n

*Jack gets up and walks to 098's room and knocks on the door-* Ham: what- JACK GO AWAY *Ham yeets gnome into a box and tapes it shut* Jack: what are you doing ham-

*Jack just b u s t s the door open, lets gnome out, unties 098 and TACKLES HAM TO THE GROUND-*

*Jack takes up and beats Ham with it-* Jack: DON'T ****ING TOUCH MY KIDS AGAIN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING DEMON

*Ham ****ing d i e s and respawns outside out the room-* Ham: geez, yall needa chill. I was just having fun. Jack: TORTURE IS FUN?

Jack: god, I'd rather Ham as a hallucination than the others.

Ham: anyways, I'm gonna eat all your toothpaste. *Ham walks away and Jack casually gives doll his sledgehammer back-*