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Jack: n o . you touch 'em critters and imma b u s t y o u r k n e e c a p s

Jack: let me rephrase that. you do a n y t h i n g 'em and I'll bust your kneecaps.

Jack: ^^

*Jack just s t a r e s at doll like "am I a joke to you?"*

Jack: EY- *jack cocks his shotgun and speeds after doll-*

*Jack just starts s h o o t i n g at doll-*

Jack: FEAST UPON SOME DEER'S LIVES INSTEAD, ASSHOLE! *Jack is rapidly shooting and reloading-*

*Jack just j u m p s onto dolls back and gets ready to shoot his head off-*

Jack: any last words? >:(

Jack: because I was r u n n i n g *Jack s h o o t s doll in the head*

Jack: e w *Jack gets off, wipes the goo off and looks at the gnome*

*Jack just p a t s i t *

*Jack looks at doll and groans* Jack: god, why can't things stay d e a d . . .

*Jack casually p o k e s doll near the wound* Jack: unless you really are dead...

Jack: w h -

Jack: S H I T - (top 10 anime deaths)

*Jack just starts t e a r i n g u p because s a d *

*Jack just accepts his fate-*

Jack: -...

*Jack is pretty much too weak to do anything anymore-*

Jack: ahah...

*Jack just throws up blood all over the place-*

*Jack throws up his guts casually-*

*098 was casually watching the whole thing*

*098 was crying silently-*

*098 just looks down and nods-* 098: o k a y . . .

*098 just starts covering jack up with dirt, leaves and sticks-*

098: He killed Jack.... *098 just starts to cry again-*

*098 hugs isan back and just cries more-*

(2 boyes crying and 1 boye vibing. G o o d m i x ) 098: I'm next D:

*Ham is literally T-posing on Jacks body-*

Ham: hahah Jack dead, get noob

Ham: n o l o l

Ham: >:D 098: ...

Ham: ooo, fierce. 098: -!

Ham: y'know, I could torture the kid again, if I'm "good for nothing". 098: please don't, that hurt...

*Ham just respawns in the house* Ham: imma ****in' kill the kid >:( 098: o h m y .

098: thank you :D *Ham just crosses her arms*

*098 hugs isan*

*Ham looks at doll* Ham: yo, boogie man, wanna help me trash the house and kill some peeps? 098: ^^

Ham: thanks, bro. Since you're an expert an' all.

Ham: I call the "t h i n g" a sock puppet. But great plan. 098: I'm scared to go home-

098: The pink thing and the scary thing are back home so...

098: hm.... is it empty?

098: are the things inside it nice and/or harmless...?

098: awh :(

098: should we, then-?

098: okay. ^^

*Ham is literally in a tree above doll-*

*098 looks in the direction of the noise-* 098: isan, did you hear that-?

098: okay... *098 hides in a bush in the opposite direction of the noise*

*098 watches while Ham jumps out of the tree and snatches 098-*

098: D:> Ham: g o t t ' c h a

*Ham laughs* Ham: do you want to look like a brave tiger before you die? 098: ...

098: Isan- don't go into the light too... D:> *Ham casually removes 098's bandages and claws 098s back, making "Tiger stripes"*

*Ham watches doll, still with 098 in her grasp*

Ham: ? *098 is casually trying to escape, but too weak to do so-*

*Ham watches casually*

*Ham steps back a little and continues watching* Ham: that looks fun, what does it do?

Ham: s w e e t . 098: Get Isan away from there! <:( *Ham covered 098's mouth after he said that-*

Ham: ooooh, this is getting good! *Ham laughs and 098 is casually trying to get away-*

Ham: n a h >:) *098 is literally squirming to try and get out-*

*Ham watches silently and 098 just starts b i t i n g Ham's Hand-*

Ham: w o a h *Ham flicks 098's fangs out of his mouth as if they were toothpicks-*

Ham: that's c o o l !

Ham: : D 098: >:^

Ham: maybe curiosity got the better of you. And, worm, quit squirming, will ya?

*098 squirming intensifies* Ham: this sock puppet wont stop, therefore rip his eyes out. 098: -? *Ham casually tears 098's eyes out-*

Ham: :^)

Ham: anyways, how should I kill him?

Ham: ooooh. Let's do it :D 098: :,)

Ham: show me where the bear trap is please ^^ 098: please d o n ' t

*Ham followed and looked for the bear trap*

*Ham picks it up casually* Ham: head or stomach?

*Ham just prepares to put it on 098-* Ham: say goodnight ^^

*Ham d i e s and respawns at the house* Ham: DAMN IT 098: -?

098: <:)

098: I love them ^^ *098 gets up casually*

098: I feel like I'm going to pass out :D *098 was just b l e e d i n g o u t *

*098 passes out casually*

*Ham just walks back to doll* Ham: the gnomes are an-noy-ing!

Ham: why don't you suck their souls out or whatever.

Ham: o h . Sad.

Ham: anyways, hold the sock puppet up for me, please. *Ham picks up the bear trap again*

*Ham puts the beartrap on 098* Ham: okay now let him go :D

*Hahah 098 falls onto the ground, triggering the beartrap and blood goes e v e r y w h e r e * Ham: that was fun :D

Ham: .....nOw wHaT.

*Ham raises her eyebrows because hM*

Ham: w h o , I wish to know the victim.

Ham: that's a boring name.

Ham: indeed.

*Ham follows because yes*

Ham: o k a y , w h y

*Ham just nods and follows doll inside*

*Ham just stares at them and tries not to laugh-*

Ham: s o f u n n y l o o k i n g

*Ham just s h u t s u p and does exactly what doll's doing-*

*Ham stares at the teacher*

*Ham doesn't really mind and just continues following doll*

Ham: o o p l o l

*Ham just continues following doll*

Ham: yeah, why?

Ham: alright, gimmie a sec. *Ham just glows even more and floats upwards toward the cupboard*

*Ham yoinked it and floated back down to doll* Ham: got it.

*Ham followed doll*

Ham: ....wait, boogie man, I think we can spare him, just for now.

Ham: we could probably use him. It'd help us out alot.

Ham: ^^

Ham: hey there buddy... how'd you get here? *Ham was acting casually*

Ham: oh, you poor thing! We'll get you out of here immediately.

*Ham casually breaks the chain with her horns-*

Ham: Oh, hun, why would I lie? I'm just here to help!

*Insert Ham hugging lance*

*Ham looked at dolll like "act like you're going to help"*

*Ham lets go of lance* Ham: mhm!

*Ham watches*

Ham: boogie man, be nice, we're here to h e l p them. >:( *acting 100-*

*Ham looks at lance like 'wtf'*

Ham: wait, my brain just disintegrated, what's going on

*Ham just looks around because s t u p i d *

*Ham looks at it* Ham: we're gunna d i e

Ham: W H E R E

*Ham just h i d e s with lance* Ham: |:T

*Ham is w a i t i n g for something bad to happen*

*Ham covers her mouth because she finds it f u n n e e somehow*

*Ham is literally trying to not laugh-*

*Ham exhales-*

*Ham just l a u g h s until she can't breath anymore-*

Ham: WHY DO I FIND HER NECK SO FUNNY-

*Ham clears her throat and straightens her posture-* Ham: we came here because our dear friend told us you were here. unfortunately, they have passed due to illness.

Ham: yeah... but we'll get over it eventually.

Ham: okay then. lance, give me your hand.

(s p e e d) Ham: boogie man, you too.

Ham: I'll leave you behind then :D *Ham grabs lances hand and s p e e d s out*

Ham: well, I mean, I am a demon-

*Ham is casually out of the school already* Ham: w e l p . now we find our way back to "my" house.

*Ham lets go of lances hand and casually starts making her way back to the house*

*Ham walks past 098's dead body, ignoring it-*

Ham: hm?

*Ham looks at 098s body-* Ham: o-oh, someone was trying to kill us so we had to...defend ourselves... *lying 100*

Ham: what's up with everyone and hating that TV-

Ham: my friend has a TV for a head-

Ham: anyways, the house is right ahead, walk in and make yourself at home.

*There were lots of masks on the walls, along with jars hanging from the ceiling with glowing orbs in them*

*Ham walks in and closes the door* Ham: you can go ahead and sit down :D

Ham: so, what can you do?

Ham: h u h . punching. can you punch me please :D

Ham: w o w that's one of the strongest punches I've felt in awhile-

Ham: oh. I should tell the weak guys in hell that.

Ham: anyways, I'm gunna go see if boogie man still wants to get out quicker. *Ham just l e a v e s *

Ham: o o p , l o l

*Ham just starts snickering-*

Ham: I'm pretty sure he's gained trust in me, so this may be an easy kill. all we need to do is pretend to be nice and then slaughter him. hopefully soon we'll get rid of him.

Ham: y'wan out?

Ham: I dunno... something's screaming at me that you don't... *Ham was casually teasing doll-*

Ham: alright, I'll let you out. *Ham casually stomps on the chain and it b r e a k s *

Ham: : )

Ham: anyways, grab my hand.

*Ham grabs dolls hand and speeds out of the school* Ham: :D

Ham: o k *Ham speeds to the house-*

*Ham whispers-* Ham: remember, be n i c e .

Ham: n o . we have to be nice.

Ham: because it's fun to see them feel betrayed.

Ham: : D *Ham walks back inside* Ham: yo, I'm back with the boogie man.

Ham: I'm gunna go take a nap. night. *Ham walks into 098's room and just hides under the bed-*

*Ham is literally looking in a book for weird things-*

Ham: why do angels look like that in the b i b l e -

*Ham quickly closes the book and pretends to be asleep-*

*ham is s n o r i n g *

*Ham opens the book again and looks in it-*

Ham: OH- A C K - NO I JUST WOKE UP-

Ham: what are you doing in here anyways-

Ham: no I was just confused-

*Ham shakes her head no to doll-* Ham: because I wanted to read more :(

Ham: okay. ^^

Ham: hey- lance- could you do me a favor-?

Ham: can you say goodnight? *Ham wants doll to stab lance now-*

Ham: thank you :)

Ham: yeah, it must've.

Ham: sorry, bud. it's for the best ^^

Ham: sleep tight, lance.

*Ham stares at lance like 'hahah yes, die trash'*

(m u a h a h a h ) Ham: Bye loser. *Ham walks out of the room and closes the door*

Ham: anyways, that was nice to do. I loved the look on his face ^^

Ham: we can go on a killing spree later :D

Ham: so what's the point in living

*Ham crosses her arms*

Ham: I'm b o r e d now.

Ham: IT. B U R N S S S S -

Ham: I'm coming ba- *Ham casually d i e s *

*Ham comes back casually*

Ham: >:(

*Ham falcon punches doll into the wall-*

Ham: that's what you get, j e r k

Ham: D:<

Ham: not if I make you drink it

*Ham pulls out a jug of holy water* Ham: y o u h e a r d m e

*Ham just grabs doll and makes his drink the holy water forcefully-*

*Ham just lets go and flips doll off-*

Ham: oh I probably drowned him. oOpSiEs lOlOlOlOl

*Ham just goes outside and starts b u r n i n g the bodies*

*Insert ham warming up near the burning bodies-*

Ham: t e e h e e

Ham: :^)

Ham: the impossible is possible with me around

(MJNHBGVF FELLOW UNDERTALE FAN??) Ham: :D

-Dusk is just on the ceiling, in a corner-

Eri: ^^

-Eri also pats the other gnomes-

-Eri is happi-

-Eri hugs it back-

-Dusk notices it and looks at it- Dusk: ?

-Eri is making happi chittering noises-

-Eri thinks thats adorable-

Eri: ^^

-Dusk just starts g r o w l i n g at the figure-

-Dusk proceeds growling-

-Dusk stops growling-

-Eri makes angry chittering noises, stops hugging the gnome and attacks whoever's trying to attack the gnome-

-Eri just tackles ????-

Eri: >:(

Eri: " n o "

Eri: " w h y "

Eri: " b u t w h y "

Eri: " w e l l i j u s t m e t t h e g n o m e s s o n o "

Eri: :I

-Eri gets off of ????- Eri: ^^

-Dusk is just s l e e p i n g in the corner of the ceiling-

-happi Eri-

-Dusk sleeping in the corner of the ceiling intensifies-

-Dusk's wings are literally wrapped around him to keep him warm-

Dusk: -v-

-Eri's hugging the gnomes as they sleep-

-Eri makes soft happi chittering noises-

-Dusk almost wakes up-