roasted pork
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alongcameeric[OP]
01.07.2020 16:38
Linkthis is a inspiration of steam hams i will post the script but it will be long.
the food critic knocks on the door,then i came and open the door
food critic-well eric i made it,since you gave me your address so my gps can lead me to your house for food inspection
me-well hello mr.kyber welcome i hope you will enjoy food inspection
then the food critic enter in,sat down at eric dinning table and place red wine,and pour it in his wine glass as eric went into his kitchen,then he see smoke coming out of his oven,he open it and his apple pie got burned down.
me-oh no my pie it got ruined
then eric closed his oven,then look out in the window and see burger king
me-maybe i will buy some burgers and disguise as my own cooking ho ho ho ho ho slightly devilish me
then eric took out his chef apron and mittens,and about to exit the window,only to find the food critic enter in his kitchen,then eric and the food critic theme plays(i will make the song script after this script)
food critic-EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with a furious tone
me-mr.kyber i was just stret
ching my leg at the window sill,because my leg hurts,you want to join in.
then the food critic saw eric oven
food critic-why is their smoke coming out of your oven.
me-oh no that is not smoke,that's smoke for my roasted pork,mmmmm roasted pork.
then the food critic left the kitchen,then eric exit out and rush to burger king,then 12 minutes later at the dinning room while the food critic is preparing for eating then eric came in with a silver plate.
me-mr.kyber i hope your ready for a mouthwatering delicious cheeseburger.
food critic-cheeseburger i thought were having roasted pork.
as eric sat down and open the silver plate top revealing,6 cheeseburger with no ketchup and pickles and a bunch of fries and a bottle of coke which is for eric.
me-yes yes i called cheeseburger roasted pork.
food critic-you called cheeseburger roasted pork.
on a confusing tone
me-yes is a regional food name
food critic-ok in what region
me-ummm state mississipi
food critic-well i'm from state texas and i never heard an
yone use the phrase roasted pork.
me-well they used to say it when cheeseburger was first invented but it was a weird name to say.
food critic-ok
then the food critic bit 1 of the cheeseburger while eric drank a half of the bottle of coke.
food critic-you know this cheeseburger look similar from burger king
then eric laugh
me-oh no no my family which cook burgers are similar from burger king and that was a coincidence.
as eric finished 1 of the cheeseburger and ate 3 fries.
food critic-for roasted pork
me-yeah
then the food critic open the top bun and look at the cheese and meat
food critic-so you called them roasted pork,even though the meat is grilled and is cow meat.
as the food critic pealed off the cheese and made eric look at the meat
me-um...........well.............erm...........give me a minute of private time.
food critic-ok
as eric got up and go back to the kitchen while the food critic finished 1 cheese burger and finished another and finished the wine to as eric came back with a ya
wn
me-ahhh well that was great time for me to do my business.
then the food critic stand up and grab his wine glass and empty red wine bottle.
food critic-well i guess i must go i will leave 3 burgers and a couple fries for y-OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN YOUR KITCHEN.
as the food critic see flames
me-a powder point presentation
food critic-a- a powder point presentation IN THIS TIME,WHEN I CAME IN,YOU COOKING THE ROASTED PORK,THEN YOU DID YOUR BUSINESS AND THEN OUT OF NO WHERE YOU GOT A POWDER POINT PRESENTATION.
then eric nodded
food critic-can i see
me-no the powder point presentation is about discontinued inappropriate anime so is best not to look.
then eric and the food critic exit the house.
my grandma-ERIC THE HOUSE IS ON FLAMING FIRE.
me-no grandma is just the tv is on.
food critic-well eric you do look like your hiding something but at least your a good cook.
then as the food critic walks to his ferrari
my grandma-HELP HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP
as the food critic turns around while eri
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