rambling as i think abt him
26 comments
kochanie[OP]
09.06.2021 04:28
Linkyeah uhhh
jasper the friendly time god my beloved
kochanie[OP]
09.06.2021 04:32
Linkhell yeaaa jasper the funny time god !!!!!
he is
he is panro and ace because i said so
i imagine he probably can mess with the way time works and sometimes he'll temporarily make it so a minute is 45 seconds instead of 60 seconds and just stand back and watch as everyone freaks out
he DOES NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY OH MY GOD. like. he does not take his job seriously
probably just has a high self esteem bc "lmao im a time god and ur not"
kochanie[OP]
09.06.2021 04:38
Linkhe is STUPID and FUNNY!!!! his co-worker time god buddies HATE HIM!!!!!!! /LH /LH /LH ok but honestly speaking they probably do go "ur stupid" at him sometimes
he likes,,,,tomato,,,,,
he iz ALLERGIC 2 PEANUTS !!! becuz i SAID SO
he lovez uhh,,, he lovez ANY kind of crunchy food,,,, the sound makez his brain go ":)"
he iz TERRIBL at focusign and he has to have help or he will get distracted by a DUST PARTICLE flying past his face
kochanie[OP]
09.06.2021 04:42
Linkhe likez SWIMMIGN !!! he iz GOOD at swimming
he lovez,, uh,, those glow in the dark space stickerz . hiz room is FULL of them
speaking of hiz room, he haz a BIG window!!!!!!! and it iz right next to tha OCEAN!!!!!! and he can see tha WATER and tha SKY.... and he will sit and LOOK AT THA SKY at night !!!!!!!!
‘if every pattern in physics is ever-changing and unpredictable, should we even bother continuing to predict it? despite the amount of research going into out inferences about outcomes, it results in something hardly any better than a guess. maybe the world doesnt even HAVE a constant at all! mayb-‘
‘russell i love you but you’ve been RAMBLING ABOUT THAT SHIT FOR TWO HOURS. i love you please GO TO SLEEP’
my extensive hyperfixation on veritasium and vsauce videos will come in very handy with these shitposts
Comment removed