green isnt mean wanna do a rp?

okei ill make a thing

you want me to join this rp .,. ok

Jade: it could've been w o r s e

Jade: try and sleep. I can keep an eye on green-

*Jade pats yellow and goes to green hahah*

Jade: green, we needa talk.

Jade: ...you keep having nightmares, I believe. Do you know what's causing them? Yellow's kinda complaining on not getting enough sleep-

Jade: o h . Want a dream catcher, then-?

Jade: my k i d s .

Jade: S H S H S H don't worry about it.

Jade: you want one or not?

*Jade casually pulls one out of a nearby b o x and gives it to green*

Jade: put it up before you go to sleep.

*Jade casually pats green*

Jade: hopefully this'll keep them away.

Jade: y e a h

Jade: I'm 'gon go do tasks. See ya. *Jade casually goes to do tasks*

*Jade casually is having trouble with wires*

*Jade just somehow m a n a g e s to get t a n g l e d u p i n t h e w i r e s *

*insert absolutely f u r i o u s Jade sounds here* Jade: of A L L the things I have trouble with, IT HAS TO BE W I R E S

Jade: n O

*Jade casually pulls a pocket knife out of his pocket and cuts the wires*

*Jade casually stabs the wire box*

Jade: -are you-- okay-??

Jade: what is with you guys and F A L L I N G -

Jade: m y g o d

Jade: I'm gunna have to baby-proof this place--

Jade: y e a h

Jade: y E a H *Jade casually starts pulling out child locks*

Jade: I heard d o. So, uh-- *Jade starts casually child proofing the place*

Jade: y es

Jade: and it'll stop idiots from going into my box. *Jade casually squints his eyes at pink because he's tAlKiNg tO hEr* Pink: *****, I have the ability to e a t y o u

*Pink casually opens her mask up because h a h a h , u h o h * Jade: if you eat me you'll d i e

*Pink and jade are casually fighting physically now-*

*Brown c a s u a l l y puts frogs on everyones heads*

Brown: BLACK WHY THAT WAS STEPHANIE OH MY GOD AHHHHH

Brown: great. Now I have to throw ANOTHER funeral.

Brown: I will t a z e y o u if you D A R E eat another one

*Brown casually pulls out five tazers*

Brown: oh shit, sorry, I forgot you had a child- I'll spare you, for now. *Brown casually puts the tazers away*

Brown: I'm sorry :(

*Brown casually pulls out another frog??? Wtf???*

Brown: I am the F R O G Q W E E N

*Brown casually pulls out 20 more frogs*

Brown: are you legally trained to be a guardian of a soon-to-be warrior of the frog army?

Brown: if you harm it I'm GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MY FROGS

Brown: uh-huh. Go do whatever. NO DISSECTION

*Brown slowly hands a beige frog to white*

Brown: r e m e m b e r w h a t I s a i d

*brown is eyeballing white till she cant see him anymore*

Brown: I sense D I S S E C T I O N

Brown: Y E S *brown pulls out 600 more frogs I-*

*Brown casually gives all the frogs knives and they casually start going to whites direction-*

Brown: black, I have humans that taste better than frogs.

*Brown casually pulls a human out of NOWHERE*

Brown: trust me, this is way better than frogs.

*Brown casually pulls out way over 600 tazers at once- holy shit-*

Brown: spit. Them. O u t .

*Brown casually starts running at black*

Frog: >:D *Brown casually starts trying to taze black*

oh lol

Purple: “should I kill them or make a joke and walk away? If I do both it’s a DEAD one liner!” *laughs a little too loud*

Purple: Uh, surprise?

Purple: What? Got something to hide?

Purple: So, want me to murder him?

Purple: How much will you pay?

Purple: More, he’s a hard one to kill.

Purple: Deal! *sneaks up on green and stabs him 28 times*

Purple: *keeps stabing him *

Purple: finally! *runs to blue and holds out his hand* money. NOw.

Purple: Nice doing business with you

Purple: I wonder*runs to his bunks and pulls out a book*

Purple: *study’s demons and angels* both can fly, but *reads more* one has a halo and other has horns. *reads agian* but how, I followed the necessary steps!

Purple: shut the hell up! I’m thinking!

Purple: Yes i am! This doesn’t make Sense! Something should’ve happened by now, I should be in heaven or hell!

Purple: I snuck onto this ship I bet I could sneak into heaven!

Purple: It’s a joke moron. Plus I don’t want to be a weakling like green! Now tell me, how do I get in and out of hell?

Purple: I literally can’t see, the burning hole you stabbed through me is still there, I can’t feel my leg as and arms, I am without a soul and have to put up with you. I think I’ll get used to it

Purple: Get back here! I need to know how to get to hell and back! Tell me what you did to get in

Purple: So you don’t have to deal with me. (Want me to make fan art, it would be crappy and I can’t use files)

Purple: *inhales* THe POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

Purple: wait I forgot I had to die to become a demon

Purple: Wat

Purple: What did you do?

Purple: Kill me so I can be a demon

Purple: Why

Purple: I’ll pay you if you do it

Purple: I’ll do a back flip

Pandora:Who? and on what?

Pandora:No I overheard you They whisper something to themself

Pandora:Now explain

Pandora adjusts their mask without letting yellow or blue see whats underneath

They dont answer

Pandora:I could take it off if you really wish to know why I wear it

Pandora:Good. now about this green?

Pandora seems unbothered ¨How so?¨

Pandora:¨Sounds like the Hollowed.¨

Pandora:¨The Hollowed. A creature thats barely alive¨ They pull out odd dust and blow A large lizard-like creature soon fades

Pandora:*Softly sings a slow but catchy tune* ¨Why do you hide within your walls of lies..Why do you come to my corrupted tomb..Cant you see?Its too late fore me..Cant you see my Misery?...You can run but you cannot Hide..Turn back! turn back...Before its too late for you..Stay if you wish to share my tomb¨

Pandora:¨Nothing¨