*ascends to the heavens to chat with god* god pls delete this show :( GOD: *rick roll*

i miss the old scoopy doo. solving cheesy mysterys

scooby isnt in it,,,

IKR HIS PERSONALITY AND VIBE IS POOPY

also hold the **** up FR, no scooby... THE Y THE **** DID THEY MAKE THE SCOOBY DOO SERIES WITH OUT SCOOBY DOO.

IKR WTF

wait. they. did. what.

*ihales* what did they do...

m. i ahte the show now i hate it i hate it

*sighs*

in a brutal way at that

and when the kids who already watched scooby doo grow up to be adults, they'd probably kill themselves just as brutally, maybe more so

ykw im just gonna watch some of the episode and try not to satisfy the urge to do so

beetle sex wtf this show sucks ass already

im starting to doubt that scooby doo was once a kids show

2 minutes in, a billion naked ****ing girls scooby doo used to be a kids show, zim, scooby doo used to be a kids show

alr

theres still about 23 minutes to go for the episode anyway that i havent spoiled anyway so i think ill stop here

honestly the show turning characters from a kids show completely out of character feels like the best part about it so far

and its trying too hard to be funny

watching glass bottles fall off a table is funnier than this show

this may literally be the worst episode of any show ive ever watched and i havent even finished it yet

id rather watch someone blowing their nose for 10 hours on camera

this show is a true insult to comedy

after i finish this episode i'm going to clear my head of any millisecond of it, but that might be easy since its not that memorable either, just a horrifyingly terrible cash grab that's trying to be hip with the kids

in this show there is no such thing as comedy, not even a semblance of comedy

its just bullcrap

also? **** this norville guy, i hope he dies the most brutal death possible, i hope he gets flayed, i hope he gets burned

im gonna be so disappointed if he doesn't die in the episode

his mindless stare and smile

if scooby doo ever appears in the show he'd probably be renamed to "scuba-doodoo" or smth, be turned into a furry, and wear sunglasses and a necklace

i looked him up HE LOOKS UGLY AS A HUMAN WTF

he looks drugged af

scooby doo being black would kinda make sense tbh

he looks like he drank 1,536,217 beers in 1 night

still despite how human scooby looks, its somehow only a tiny fraction of the weirdness that goes on in the absolutely uncalled for mess that is this velma show

also can they please delete norville from the show

anyways im gonna stop ranting for now continue watching it

and there was this one disgusting scene that stood out among the rest that i saw but i promised i wouldnt spoil stuff any further so, yea you'll just have to see for yourself

welp i finished the episode and survived which is good but heres something i can say about it that would describe it perfectly ahem hm, i hope the writers get tied to a chair and forced to eat stones

also as i promised, i'm going to clear my head of this false comedy

so bye now

fr

fr

this aint even scooby doo smh

1 minute and 2 seconds in and theres beetle sex. wtf

true that

ugh so much snarky unfunny comments about tv shows and shit its annoying, like yeah we get it you want ur show to look smart smh

they made fred a ****boy jbgucyiycupcyigjc

and he makes racist comments 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

*slightly racist comments

jfc

im done watching this shit lol

AUGH

uhm AXTCHOOALLY🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓his name was always norville hhEhahehHAHE🤓🤓

UUHUMUHNHKUHJUXZYRSQTUDYFUK&IMKWA>HNUYQ ACRYYKJYGHHAALLYY🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓if you knew that you wouldn't have said "his name is norville now" so uhm jshabjlqactually your wrong uhm actually 🤓

lets be honest im not ever gonna be prepared