HELLO CHILDREN (Echo, Paw, and Lexi)! AS THE FATHER AND ALPHA OF THIS FAMILY, I BELIVE IT IS TIME TO INCLUDE RULES THAT WILL HOPEFULLY DISCIPLINE AND TRANSFORM YOU INTO BETTER CHILDREN TO ME AND YOUR AUNT (Steel)

RULE #1- OBEY THE ADULTS IN THE FAMILY This rule states that you will listen and do as your told by the superior beings in this family (me and steel). I know that some of you feel the need to disobey when you are told to do something. You also tend to physically and emotionally hurt us (specifically me) whenever you want. That kind of behavior will not be tolerated in this household. Those who do not follow this rule will be punished.

RULE #2- NO HURTING, BREAKING, CHEWING, EATING, INHALING, EXHALING, EXPLODING, OR KILLING YOUR SISTERS I never thought I would have to make this a rule. I’m looking at you, Echo. DO NOT HURT YOUR SISTERS. THEY ARE FAMILY. This also includes hurting me and Steel. We are not chew toys either. And Paw, please just don’t break the house when you are resurrecting at your last save point. I have to pay to fix the roof EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. We do have a door if you haven’t noticed. The door is meant to be used not destroyed. Those who do not follow this rule will have to sleep in the closet next to leg man.

RULE #3- NO CALLING ME MOM Just call me dad. It makes me cry when you call me mom. Am dad. Not mom. Ok. Yes. You got it. Obey this rule please.

RULE #4- NO EATING THINGS THAT AREN’T FOOD Like seriously. Y’all like eating walls, ceilings, rocks, and OTHER PEOPLE. Just don’t. It makes me cry. IM LOOKING AT YOU ECHO. NO EATING ROCKS OR TYE HOUSE ANYMORE.