COOL CAT: HI MY NAME IS COOL CAT AND I AM VERY VERY HOMOSEXUAL I LIKE TO RUB MY PEN*S TO GAY P*RN ON MY LAPTOP AND I LIKE TO JUMP AROUND LIKE A IDIOT AROUND DA HOUSE NAKED WITH MY GIANT ORANGE FURRY CAT PEN*S AND TESTCALS AROUND DA ROOM

DEREK SAVAGE: HI MY NAME IS DEREK SAVAGE ALSO KNOWN AS DADDY DEREK AND I CAME IN TO SAY COOL CAT SHUT DA F*CK UP I AM TRYING TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY MAGENZINE

COOL CAT: I AM SORRY DADDY DEREK I DID NOT MEAN TO BE TOO LOUD

DEREK SAVAGE: I DO THINK YOU NEED A PUNISHMENT AND DA PUNISHMENT IS I AM GOING TO STICK MY PEN*S UP YOUR AN*SHOLE AND DA REASON I AM GOING TO STICK MY PEN*S UP YOUR AN*SHOLE IS BECAUSE THIS WOULD BE A WORKING PUNISHMENT FOR YOU AND DA REASON IT WOULD BE A WORKING PUNISHMENT IS BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH VERY VERY HOMOSEXUAL

COOL CAT AND DEREK SAVAGE: AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA COOL CAT YOUR TESTCALS ARE SO HAIRY AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA USING MY VAN HALEN SIGNED GUITAR AS DIALDOUGHS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH DADDY DEREKS PEN*S IS SO MEATY AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHHH SLAP ME ACROSS DA FACE WITH YOUR PEN*S DADDY DEREK AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OH COOL CAT OH COOL CAT OH COOL CAT AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH DADDY DEREK OH DADDY DEREK DADDY DEREK OH DADDY DEREK AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NOW LETS UNLEASH OUR STICKY SUBSTANCES LIKE SOISOISOSOIIOSOIIOSIOSOISIOSOIPSOISOISOISIOSOISOIOSIOISIOSIOSISISOSSOIISOIOSOIS BAG DAT WAS SWELL