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PurpleGod125632 
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04.11.2022
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PurpleGod125632[OP]
04.11.2022 17:33
Linkgo crazy in the comments idc
PurpleGod125632[OP]
04.11.2022 17:41
Linki excepted song lyrics getting copy n pasted over here
PurpleGod125632[OP]
04.11.2022 17:47
LinkIm about to copy n paste the whole bee movie script
PurpleGod125632[OP]
04.11.2022 17:47
LinkAccording to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
-
PurpleGod125632[OP]
04.11.2022 17:49
Linkwait thats not all of the script nahhh forget it
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh
You've got pep in your step
You live your life with no regret
How you look when you are wet
Is something I cannot forget
I just wanna kiss your lips
The ones between your hips
If I cash in all my chips on you
Then baby I'd be rich
So come on, sexy, please text me I'm ready for you
So come on, waiting, I'm begging, so please get here soon
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh,
Ooo lala, what lovely curves
Baby I get off by getting you off first
Sorry girl if this is quick
So please just take it in ass and suck my dick
So come on
Sexy, please text me
I'm ready for you
So come on
Waiting, I'm begging
So please get here soo
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
Whoa ooh ooh, whoa ooh ooh,
Guitar!
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?
So why do good girls like bad guys?
(I wanna know, I need to know!)
So why do good girls like bad guys?
(So come on I gotta know, I need to know!)
So come on I gotta know
So come on tell me!
***** you gave me the ****ing clap!
AREARAERAERAERAEAREARAEAREARAEAE
(glitch happenes)
HOW DID MIKAS COMMENT HOPPED HERE BEFORE I CAN FINISH MINE-
(when it came, my computer just reloaded)
He's a really cool guy
He's got a cool shirt
He's got cool shoes
Did I mention the shirt?
If you ever got the chance to meet him
You'd know why I want to be him
He walks into a room
And everyone respects him (everyone respects him)
He reads the news
And doesn't let that shit affect him (let that shit affect him)
He's really happy, he's thrilled to be alive
His name is any white guy in 1985
White guy, 1985 (1985)
White guy, 1985 (1985)
White guy, 1985 (1985)
White guy, 1985 (1985)
He's got a job and a family
How does he do it?
Balances work with his wife's underwhelming cooking
He's got all the answers that I wanna know
How can I be what I am, but 40 years ago, gee-whiz?
He got it, and he flaunts
I am the thing he is
But he isn't when I walk
I guess it's true that some people really got to fight to survive
And some people are white guys in 1985
White guy, 1985 (1985)
White guy, 1985 (1985)
White guy, 1985 (1985)
White guy, 1985 (1985)
Wait
It wasn't easy being any white guy in 19
"Are you gonna let me in?
Hello? Hello?"
2:45 and the bell went off, thank God
Many people think I'm odd
But I talk with no one and I walk alone
And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone
I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there
I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs
To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark
Because that's when the real show starts
Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass
So young and pretty, it's too bad she passed
But she comes to my room and we talk at night
She's demonic and bloody but she holds me tight
In my bedroom, with her, I'm never alone
And I kiss her cold lips until the morning comes
Then she gone, I can still hear her voice loom
But she only exists in the dark of my room
Love, I can't ignore you
I'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la
I'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la
I'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la
I'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la
I'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la
I'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la
I'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la
I'm in love when we are smoking that la-la-la-la-la
Do what you want
I'm telling you
Let me into your heart
Can't stand it, backhanded
They wanna see us falling apart
You know that I love you
So let me into you, woo
Let me into your heart
Do you really love me?
I'ma get you, girl, ah
This is the end of us
Sleeping with the moon and the stars
I know where you've been, oh
You can see us far then near
Let me into your heart
Oh, this ain't no bullshit
I really love you, girl
Oh, oh God
Girl, you really got a hold on me
So this isn't just puppy love
Girl, you really got a hold on me
So this isn't just puppy love, oh
I'm in love when we are smoking that (woo, ooh)
Oh my God, I
Let me in
Girl, you really got a hold, woo