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From the Earth I rise, and to the Earth I, one day, will return! What’s up mothershuckers! My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I’m here today to introduce you to: Corn! Corn is an North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It’s also called maze because it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flavoooor. Side effects include: Choking. I guess. Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AHHHHH