Oop-

Prolly should have lead with him being gay o.o

I- why-?

Awwww much love to him ú-ù

Awww 😔 here, give him a taco 🌮-

Well oof 😅 LANCE- *when he already took the taco, looks at my hand where the taco was* 😶 well- ig he wasn't getting a taco anyways-

ANYWAY

Oop- Ian: just a little kiss~? Malcolm: NO-

Ian: come on~! Malcolm: I REFUSE

Ian: *sees him walking away* aww, don,t leave~! Malcolm: *trying to escape Ian's grasp*

Ian: stay with us ^^ I,m Ian and this is Malcolm, the cutest vampire you'll ever see~ Malcolm: THAT IS A LIE-

Malcolm: Dracula is way more handsome. Ian: now that,s a lie :) *turns to fraiser * now, hru cute one? And what sexuality is your sister? I can get her a partner is she's looking for one

(If not is lol) Ian: i know a man who'd love her :) his name is Walker, he,s changed, don't worry :) Malcolm: wait really? Huh- nice

Walker: here… *a hunky, kinda annoyed looking cat man is there* Malcolm: still hunky as f*ck..

Walker: oh where? *when loves spiders, so he won,t kill them but he'll either keep them or lets them go* Malcolm: *remembers he's in Ian's arms* OH F*CK I FORGOT

Ian: *laughs* you okay there malcy? Malcolm: DON,T CALL ME TH- *gets a blood craving* Ian: a blood craving? Malcolm: not now! GOD DAMMIT, LET ME GO IAN Walker: k, *he goes to the stairs and holds the spider* have you always been scared of em? And this one isn,t poisonous, in-fact, she,s harmless.

Malcolm: GOOD, cause that's the blood I want- *his eyes turn red, Ian lets him go, and Malcolm bites Fraiser's neck and sucks his blood* Ian: *smiles* Walker: ah, okay. :) *he sets it outside*

Walker: name's Walker btw. Malcolm: *after a few minutes he's been satisfied, he stops sucking his blood* yum~ Ian, clean the wound for him- Ian: *laughs* ok, *he leads Fraiser to the bathroom and cleans his wound* the blood of a cute man gets Malcolm drunk, it's like cat nip to him. *laughs softly*

Walker: ^^ Ian: *nods*

Ian: oh please, don,t pretend you didn’t like it hon. Walker: !!! *blushes a bit* Ian: besides, hiding things like that won't get you anywhere. Take it from a man who knows how it feels.

Ian: *he leaves* Malcolm! Malcolm: what- Ian: let’s get some stuff ^^ Malcolm: *HIS EYES LIGHT UP* LIKE ICE CREAM?! Ian: sure, why not :) Malcolm: YES

Walker: ! *his face turns red*

Walker: *flustered* Ian: *they leave* Malcolm: idk which flavor I like more! Ian: all of them are good huh? Malcolm: HELL YA

Walker: hhhhh @///@ Ian: ^^ Malcolm: *smiles*

Walker: *inhales and kisses Diana* Ian: *hears only waves 🌊 now* ….dad… Malcolm: *he tenses up* Aquer: ….*appears* hello my disappointment of a son.. Ian: …hey dad… Aquer: first, you are a merman 🧜‍♂️ who cannot swim, now you are bisexual? Ian: I’m gay… Aquer: even worse!

Ian: *dead inside anime look, ya already know* Aquer: oh, so now you’re poly? Great, how much more of a disappointment can you possibly be… Ian: *he stays silent* Malcolm: *looks at ian* Ian: I,m sorry…..I’ll learn how to swim…..I,ll even marry a mermaid and make her my queen……..and only love her…. Malcolm: ian, don,t do this… Ian: Malcolm, I’m don,t being a disappointment to my father… Aquer: *raises his eyebrow* Ian: *he pushes Malcolm and fraiser away and leaves with his father* Malcolm: ian……..

Walker: <3

Malcolm: *his eyes turn red and black* Walker: w-will….you be my girlfriend…?

Malcolm: you gonna come with me to find Ian…? Walker: oh! Great!

Malcolm: good, cause you don't have a choice anyways… Walker: *happ*

Malcolm: *takes his hand and goes straight tho the ocean*

Malcolm: do you trust me.. Walker: *kisses back*

Malcolm: *he uses a spell of underwater breathing* sorry I have to do this for it to work. *he places his mouth on Fraiser's blowing into it* hold your breath, *picks him and and jumps in the water, fraiser and him turn into mermen* we have an hour to find him, convince him to be the Ian we know and get out

(Lol Tis okie- :3) Malcolm: *he takes his hand and swims to Ian,s kingdom, he sees that Ian is getting married, and Ian doesn't seem all that happy* let's crash this wedding…

Malcolm: you can either take Ian, or beat the living shit outta the bride..

Malcolm: *laughs* good choice, go beat that bítch up. *he counts down from 3 on his fingers and as soon as his pointer went down, he swam so fast to ian*

The bride: *scoffs so dramaticly* Malcolm: sorry, but this hot ass groom is ours, not that bítch ass bride….

Malcolm: good work, ^^ *hols Ian’s hand and Fraiser’s* idk how but 5 mins left! *makes like a jet underwater and takes them both to the surface, ian gasps for air, cause he couldn't breathe, they all are normal again, Malcolm spits water and a small fish out of his mouth* bleh… Ian: W-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! MY FATHER IS GONNA HATE ME NOW Malcolm: oh like he didn’t before? If he,s gonna hate you for you, let him the **** go.

Ian: SHOW ME WHAT?! AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU MEAN BY ME BEING “YOURS”?! Malcolm: *growls* BECAUSE YOU ARE!

Ian: !!!!!! Mmmph! Ò/////Ó *he gives in, cause, well he is gay*

Malcolm Kinda Fruity IDK

YES 👏 Malcolm: !!!! Ian: *grins*

Ian: thanks kid :) Malcolm: *GAY PANIK* HHHH-

Malcolm: B.M WHYYY

Malcolm: **blushing a lot** HHHHH

Malcolm: YOU EVIL BEAN

Malcom: Ò////Ó

Malcolm: *angy but flustered*

Ian: ^^

Ian: *hugs you* what,s ya name?

Ian: I’m Ian, nice to meet you b.m :)

Ian: ^^

Ian: *hugs back*

Ian: ^^

Ian: :)

Ian: are you an axolotl?

Ian: that,s awesome!

Ian: ya! Axolotl's are awesome! So adorable and just amazing ^^ and the fact that you are one is the coolest!

Ian: np! Also, there are animals of water that can,t swim- Malcolm: like you- Ian: y-yep .-.

Malcolm: neither can he- *jumps in the water and brings you up to the surface again, and makes you live*

Malcolm: *catches Sunny’s hand before he smacks you* nope.

Malcolm: *takes the gun and YEETS IT*

Malcolm: >:/

Malcolm: ùnú

Malcolm: no f*ckin, guns.

Malcolm: they're dangerous

Malcolm: no.

Malcolm: *TAKES AND CRUSHES*

Malcolm: not a toy

Malcolm: obviously you don,t know what i toy is.

Malcolm: no you don't

Malcolm: if you did, you,d know that guns are sure as hell not toys

Malcolm: no they aren't

Malcolm: *yeets that too*

Malcolm: yes

Malcolm: …

Malcolm: *hugs you*

Malcolm: …

Malcolm: sorry dude..

Heheh

He,s a who-??

OH OK

NICE

But sad tho ;3;

Thy backstory-

*sits*

Oki- also, Malcolm is the blonde and Ian is the smug manz :)

YEAS 👏 Malcolm: !!!!!! Ò///Ó Ian: *grins*

Ian: ^^ Malcolm: ACK?! WHY

Malcolm: IN WHAT

YES 👏 Ian: hehehe~ Malcolm: WHYY

UvU

YES

YES