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Zombie babe- wwyd???
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07.07.2020
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-HelpMeHelpMe-[OP]
07.07.2020 06:29
LinkYou find him in the attic of your new house :P
-HelpMeHelpMe-[OP]
07.07.2020 06:30
Linkbro wtf why's it so laggy jbv34
"since forever-..I'm supposed to take care of the house and owner. But my other master passed away and the house was sold."
"I just told you I have to take care of the house and owner..you're the new owner so now you're my master. don't be so shocked."
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Kai yelped in surprise and took a step back only inches away from the ladder
"I don't have a name..I'm caretaker to the house, and I used to take care of the old house owner...But he passed away and the house was sold.."
Azriel: .. So, you said you were the caretaker of this house and it's owner, correct?.
"This was where I slept..Or well where I went when it was time for him to sleep." He looks over at a small bed against the wall in the corner.
Azriel: ... You deserve a better bed than that. Maybe once I have all of my stuff moved in, you could sleep with me in my bed?
Azriel: Sure. As far as I'm concerned, you're as worthy of comfort as I am. *he smiles warmly*
Azriel: And Jamie, you don't have to call me 'master', you can just call me Azriel.
Azriel: *he smiles warmly* Thank you. *he kisses Jamie's forehead gently*
Azriel: *he chuckles softly to himself, blushing a little more* Cute~.
Azriel: Of course you are. Your eyes, your smile, the way you blush~. I just find it all so adorable~. *kisses his cheek*
He kisses back, closing his eyes and wrapping his arms around Azriel's neck.
Azriel: *he slowly slips his tongue into the kiss, gently squeezing Jamie's hips*
Azriel: *he moves his hands to Jamie's ass and squeezes it gently, continuing to kiss him*
Azriel: *he adds passion to the kiss as well, squeezing his ass again*
Azriel: *he separates from the kiss, staring into Jamie's eye, panting softly*
He shivers and smiles into the kiss, pressing up against him gently.
Azriel: *smiles softly and gently pulls him closer, pressing their hips together*
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Azriel: *he squeezes Chip's ass, gently rubbing his crotch with his other hand*
Azriel: *he continues to rub Jamie's crotch and squeezes his ass again*
(*Jamie, ****- ;v;)
Azriel: *he smiles comfortingly and undresses Jamie slowly, kissing his chest gently*
Azriel: *he gently rubs Jamie's dick, kissing his neck gently and comfortingly*
Azriel: Don't worry then, I'll be gentle~. *he undresses himself, revealing the nine-inch erection that he had*
He stared at it for a moment before blinking and averting his eyes embarrassed.
Azriel: Jamie, hon, it's okay to look~~. *he smiles warmly, blushing*
Azriel: *he bites his lip gently as well* So, how do you wanna start~~?
Azriel: *he smirks softly* Don't worry, I know a way to start that you'll love~~. *he gently rubs Jamie's hips*
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Azriel: *he kneels down behind Jamie, pressing up against him gently and kissing his neck*
Azriel: Just relax, honey~. *he very slowly slides his dick into Jamie, moaning softly and holding him close gently
He tenses a tiny bit when he felt him inside but soon relaxed with a soft shaky moan.
Azriel: *he lets Jamie adjust to his size for a few moments, kissing his cheek*
Azriel: Okay~. J-Just relax, honey~. *hr thrusts slowly and gently*
Azriel: *he continues to thrust gently, kissing his neck comfortingly*
He relaxes his body, moaning a bit louder "P-please go faster..~"
Azriel: *he does as asked of him and goes faster, gently gripping his hips*
Azriel: *he continues thrusting, kissing Jamie's neck* H-How does this f-feel, hon~~~?
Azriel: Good~~~. *he smirks softly and gently grabs Jamie's dick as he continues to thrust*
"I don't have a name..but i'm the caretaker of the house and whoever owns it now.."
Garrett: *a very loud clicking noise, much like the predators in Predator*
Garrett: *he moved closer, still making the growl/clicking noise*
Garrett: what are you? I am half Yautja, hailing from Yautja Prime
Garrett: undead prey? My people hunt humans for sport *he takes a human head and spine off his belt*
"Well i'm afraid I wouldn't be much fun to hunt, I'd fall apart before I could even try to run-"
"Nobody- but seeing as you felt it necessary to tell me you hunt humans I felt it was necessary to tell you i'm not hunt worthy."
Garrett: *he shows him his gauntlet* invisibility, self destruct, and mimic any voice
"The person who used to own the house brought me back- so I lived here with him until he passed away earlier this year..I of course couldn't leave due to what I am and just stayed hidden."
Jericho: *He took a minute, as today wasn't the best day for him.* Please leave.
He looks down at himself for a moment before at Jericho "I advise you to please reconsider- I'm supposed to take care of the house and owner."
He frowned hiding his arms behind his back to hide the bone exposed "I'm sorry-"
"I can't- Where do you expect something undead to go and not get taken or killed?.."
Jericho: Alright... That's fine by me. You know I'm the owner of the house, right?
Jericho: *He lifted his shirt up, revealing a large gash on his side.*
Jericho: I was at a part- I don't think it matters. Can you patch it up or not?
"Well I need to know what happened in order to know if it'll need to be treated a certain way..Like if glass cut you i'd need to get rid of any fragments before bandaging.."
He began to gently pick any tiny bits of glass out of the gash with a small pair of tweezers.
Jericho: *He simply pulled his shirt off and bit it to distract himself from any pain.*
He cleaned the wound a bit with a rag after getting the glass out.
He finished, putting everything away in the box it had been in "There you go...anything else I could do, master?" he looked up at him awaiting orders.
Jericho: *He looked over to a box.* There's a bunch of alcohol in there. Could you go assort those into that cabinet right there? *He pointed to it.*
He nodded and stood up picking the box up and sitting in front of the cabinet before beginning to sort them onto the shelves inside quietly humming as he did so.
He puts the box away by the cabinet when done and scoots back over to the bed, sitting on the floor and looking up at Jericho waiting for more orders.
Jericho: *He moved his phone away from his face.* Take off that maid outfit and go put on something from my closet?
He nods and gets up to go to the closet "What out of here would you like me to wear?"
He looked through the clothes before grabbing a hoodie "Where should I change master?" he looks at him.
He stood there for a moment when he was not given a clear answer, he mentally said 'screw it' and pulled the top half of his outfit off.
He finished completely undressing before pulling the hoodie on, the sleeves going past his hands and the bottom going far beyond his mid thighs due to the size.
Jericho: Put in a pair of boxers as well, I don't know your gender but that's all I have either way.
Jericho: Rule number one. You are a person, don't always always do what I ask you to.
"Oh-..Okay." He wasn't sure how to feel about that rule but didn't argue.
Jericho: Two. I know I'm very handsome, you will never have to inform me about it.
"Okay. Is that all master?" He glances to the closet to see the hoodie he talked about.
Jericho: Yeah. Oh, and don't call me master. It's flattering, but call me Jericho.
Jericho: I'm gonna treat you like you are just somebody who lives with me. A roommate, even.
Jericho: Go shower? If you are gonna be sleeping with me I don't want to be smelling the undead all night.
He was gone for a while before returning with the same clothes on though his hair was wet so it seemed he did wash up some.
Jericho: *He yawned and turned over, hugging him.* You'll be my cuddle buddy as well. Try your best to not make it weird.
He tensed when grabbed but just went with it, staying hugged close to Jericho.
Jericho: *He sat on the porch, and was so close to the house he could be poked from the window as he pulled out a cigarette.*
He quietly opens the window leaning on it as he looked at Jericho "Maste- I mean..J-Jericho, Why are you up at such a time?" he asks in a soft tone.
Jericho: *He turned to look at him as he lit his cigarette.* I always go out for a smoke in the middle of the night.
(HOLY **** THE LAG IS INSANE ONE SECOND)
*Ted (My BO2 zombies character uwu) didn't have a negative reaction like most others would*
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This immediately got a reaction out of him* "It can talk...? Um... Greetings 👋"
"I didn't even k ow that you were here until now... Um... Yeah, I'm your owner... *Cough, test subject*
"I wasn't aware you were here either..But okay-" He smiles softly.
*He walked into this bright room with large cages* "Stand there =_=" *he pointed inside of one of them*
He didn't even question it, stepping into the cage obediantly.
"Sorry to do this, but, you're gonna be stuck in there for a while..."
"Oh okay..I don't mind, As I said earlier you're my new owner."
"Oh, nothing much... Just experiments... Tests... The usual science stuff"
"I'm perfectly fine with it..I'm supposed to server my owner in anyway possible.."
*Ted slowly pulled his sleeve up, putting his bare arm near the cage* "..."
He approached where his arm was, staying silent as he eyed his arm.
He stops in front of him, staring at his arm quietly as his own hand slowly yet surely tries to reach and grab him.
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*Fear had instinctively taken over. Before he could grab his arm, he pulled it away, quickly pulling his sleeve back down* "God damn it..."
He tilts his head "Oh-.." His hands very gently press against the cage.
"No... No... You're fine... It's just..." *He shook his head* "I said we were moving on-"
*He brought over two colored pens, one red, one blue. He put red on the right and blue on the left, and waited* "..."
He stared at them "Pens...?" He couldn't actually see the color difference in them so this was a little confusing. He slowly reached for the blue.
He grabbed the blue and looked at it before at the red "I don't understand what this is supposed to test.." He pressed a finger against the tip of the pen.
"I just reached for one...They both look exactly the same to me."
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"...So you can see... But it's just black and white... Like a dog is what you're saying?"
"Yes..Though I can't see well due to this.." He pointed to his covered eye socket, gently tapping the bandages with the end of the pen.
"Oh... I see" *He stood up, looking at him for a moment. He felt kind of bad having him locked up in there, so he unlocked the cage and let him out*
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*He closed the cage after he got out* "It's getting late -_-" *He rubbed his eyes as he yawned* "Well... Make yourself at home I guess..." *He left the room*
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"Well- Actually I suppose I do wan something..I'm a bit hungry-"
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"Really? Nothing? not even raw meat or something..?" He frowns.
"Then you're my new owner too- I'm the caretaker of the house and whoever owns it."