Ahem. Frigid: Frigid is just yet another one of the many Shadowlings on our planet, with her quick feet and amazing swing, it's surprising the king didn't change her into a knight! Alas, Frigid is stuck being a stupid assassin, wondering whenever her twin sister is coming home. Age: ??? Sexuality: Straight, motherf*ckers Gender: Female

Drake: Drake was brought up quiet poorly, his parents having never trusted him despite his amazing honesty and lack of rebellion. The thing that tipped them over the edge was his birth defect. The wings. As a baby, he was going to be born like a normal child, have a normal life. But as soon as he was born 2 weeks late, they knew something was wrong. He was born with two wing buds on his back. As he grew, his wings took form, and most people called him a demon for it. Luckily, he has a successful life, with a wonderous family. Age: 27 Sexuality: Bi Gender: Male

Chaos: Born in San Francisco, California, this little 5"4' British has a bad temper, and plays Minecraft and other games to calm himself. He finds squids to be a calming source, and even has a pet squid! He of course, is part of the Olivertime SMP, and currently has a rivalry with Gh0st. It is speculated by fans whether or not he is in a relationship with Oliver, the creator of the Olivertime SMP. His real name is Jacob Eirley. Age: Disclosed Sexuality: Asexual Panromantic. Gender: Male

Hallow: Another well-known Shadowling, she lives in the human world, and prefers to stay in her humanoid form, to not raise suspicion (in this world, furries of all kinds exist peacefully among humans. The Coffee Children also live in this world.) An assassin for hire, she uses her powers to kill people quickly and quietly. It is unknown whether or not her and her assistant, Felix, are in a relationship. Age: 38 Sexuality: undecided Gender: Female, but can transform into a male appearance.

V.A.W.M (the left one): V.A.W.M is a protogen, who's name stands for Very Adorable War Machine. V.A.W.M has the ability to sniff out bombs, and can learn how to use any weapon in a matter of seconds. V.A.W.M has a lot of fluff, as to where if another soldier isn't feeling well, V.A.W.M can give them some well deserved hugs. Most people rate this model a 5/5, with the occasional 4/5. There may be a new V.A.W.M model coming to market soon. Age: ??? Sexuality: There is no need for sexuality in war. Gender: Depends on the owner's wishes.

Chromia: Chromia is a normal enderman, if you're looking from behind! Otherwise, his appearance is quite strange, compared to other endermen. Chromia was born with Heterochromia (hint, the name), and is at least 1 block shorter than most endermen. Chromia ended up in the overworld after meeting a player by the name of Alice, and quickly fell in love (if Reepsturz[is that how it's spelled?] Is reading this, note that it is Minecraft Alice.) Age: ??? Sexuality: undecided Gender: Demiboy

Phillip: As most yandere's are, Phillip is slightly crazy, and may have the tendency to kill people. But don't worry! As long as he and the love of his life, Damien, are happy, that is not happening! Currently a teacher at a nearby college he used to go to, he ends up being called the "fun" teacher, and teaches science (mostly anatomy and biology) Age: Around 25-30 Sexuality: Pan B) Gender: Male

Shelia: One of Phillip's good friends, she cares a lot for him. She doesn't think that the way he "loves" Damien is right, Phillip having almost killed someone for him, and that maybe he shouldn't be so obsessive. Of course, Phillip never listens to the lectures and decides to continue to not listen to this day. Currently looking for a job, she works part time at an occult for money (and the clothes) Age: 26 Sexuality: Ace all the way. Gender: Female

Damien: Another yandere, but much more yandere than his boyfriend, Phillip. Damien carries a neck pillow and a small jagged pocket knife with him at all times, having finding them quite nice things to have. Back I'm college, Damien secretly had a crush on one of his mortal classmates, the one he dates to this day. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention he's a vampire? Age: ??? Sexuality: Gay little boi Gender: Male

Bas: A normal anthro wolf at first glance, but is actually one of 4 elemental wolf siblings. Controls fire, but as soon as she decided to leave home, fire started to get out of control. Wildfires spreading everywhere. Global warming. Lots of things that are considered "bad" happened, yet Bas has no intent on going home, and decides to live her life care-free. A good friend of a fellow smoker, now dead, who goes by the name Garcello. Bas will usually visit the place Garcello died, and leave a pack of cigarettes in memory of him. Age: 34 Sexuality: Gay Gender: Bigender.

The coffee children: A happy family of little furry coffee children! They live in the same world that Hallow does, and Americano has actually met Hallow on several occasions. They all have little nicknames for each other! Age(s): 17-29 Sexualities: Macchiato: Pan, with a specialty for men. Cappuccino: undecided. Frappuccino: gay mf. Espresso: Straight like a curvy pencil. Americano: Abrosexual.

Tsukiko: The ship child of Phillip and Damien, having being brought into this world by creator magic. Her name derives from the Japanese word for "moon". Likes stealing her dad's neck pillow. Age: 7 Sexuality: undecided Gender: female

Splotch: Hallow's pet wolf, his fur coat being naturally blue and orange. His eyes and ears glow in the dark, and he has a keen sense of smell. Can actually get himself food, being quite a smart pet. Age: 12 (human years) Gender: Male

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