Hurry up I plan on burning a wheelchair in front of him after

Thank you *grabs a shotgun*

*dies wht needs to be done* *dusts himself off* ^w^

*gives rando hugs and snacks*

Adorable

*he sits down on a beanbag chair* I think so

You ok?

That's ok! *he smileea*

No problem <3

*he goes and picks her up* you ok?

It gets better over time, socializing ain't easy

*he hugged her tightly*

*he smiled happily*

*he sits down and hands her a controller

Mmhm!

Oh it's easy! *he turns on an NES* youjust gotta save the princess

There aren't any

Mmhm

Ikr Also a giant turtle is trying to rape her soooooo yea

Annnd you play as a plumber who eats shrooms and random flowers, goes around stomping on alive shrooms, turtles, flying varients of them, giant dogs that are also bowling balls, other flowers that eat you, oh and the giant turtle breathe fire so watch out for that

Ikr and all you get for it is a cake *picks up the controller*

*he does almost imidiatley and then goes into the kitchen* do you're a cop

So*

*he gets out flower, sugar, and a bunchs of other ingredients* what's it like?

*he mixes the ingredients* I'd assume so, you must be exhausted from it all

*he throws a cake in the oven* you should get some kind of spa day! Message therapy, relaxing stuff like that

*he sits next to her* you deserve it!

Oh... *he grabs his wallet and gives her a couple hundred dollars* I don't have a lot but this should enough

No no i insist!!

Well at least do something relaxing here

..*he held her hand* I could make some tea!

*he gets up and makes some tea, bringing a cup for her*

*he covered her in a blanket gives her massage* of course!

Oh no! Only what someone such as yourself deserves

Oh no no! I dont work hard enough for that

Ehheh *he *shyly hugs her*

You're too kind *hugs a bit tighter*

But your the one on needs help *he pours her some more tea*

this is cuphead by the way, I'm money right now

i felt a disturbance in the forse

so im handing you this because im too lazy to do my job https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/34/Item_icon_Reserve_Shooter.png/100px-Item_icon_Reserve_Shooter.png

now if you'll ecuse me i have a job not to do

my job is to make the timeline the correct way so everyone on earth is successful and flawless as you can tell i never do my job

yesh

heh i'm also the reason why cancerous fanbases exist

well, i wouldn't want to get id of myself would i?

*rid

(hearty laughter)

well i found out the only way to gt rid of fanbases would be to remove the game from ever existing and everything with it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yeh not happening

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c4/Demoman_laughlong02.wav

time to move oh wait thats right i turned into money

so i cant move

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i leave