IF YOU CUT OFF MY TAIL, I WOULDN'T CARE, BECAUSE I'M A LIZARD. I WOULD REGROW IT ON THURSDAY! BUT THE THING IS, IT WOULD BE BIGGER THAN NORMAL. SO BIG THAT I WOULD END UP HAVING TO CUT IT OFF AGAIN. AND AFTER I DO THAT, YOU CAN SEE MY BUTT! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO. BUT ONE THING, IF I WAITED 5 DAYS, MY TAIL WOULD BE BIGGER THAN MY BODY!!! I COULD, HOWEVER, USE MY TAIL FOR SOMETHING... NICE. YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE... WHITE... THINGS... THAT YOU SEE IN THE WINTER TIME? IT IS COLD WHEN YOU SEE THOSE. BUT I COULD USE MY HUGE TAIL AS A BLANKET! I WOULD BE WARM FOREVER! (grabs microphone) Ahem... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA