*Smirks in you want one?*

Depends on what I mean by you want one, huh?

Nothing perverted, I assure you, just asking if you wanted to be a boy.

Lmao being a guy has its downsides but it's probably not as bad as being a girl ngl.

We're a lot hornier, we have uncontrollable boners, pubery hits us, but not as bad as it hits girls. Other than that, everything is fine.

That doesn't really bother me, I live my life all the same. Oh yeah, and credit is a lot harder to maintain as a guy, because of all that "guys are more irresponsible" nonsense.

Eeee bro, at least I got my long schlong.

That's right, society may put more pressure on me, but they ain't got nothing on my peen.

lmao

edit: Thanks for the gold Reddit!

Yessir it do be like that

those are dead tho

Rick Astley, Never gonna give you up. Fight fire with fire.

ahaha nice

goose will hurt if no attention hjonk

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