Comment a funny story of urs
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Illusion[OP]
13.03.2018 03:08
LinkI remember one time in class it was free-time, and people were talking and stuff, and I died in a game and then for whatever reason everyone went silent and everyone heard me say "Damnit" quietly.
I got in trouble
Illusion[OP]
13.03.2018 03:10
Linkcomment a funny story or thing that happened to you because im bored
skystarflower
13.03.2018 03:10
LinkOne time i sleep in class ( like i always do ) and when my teacher called out my name, everyone starred at me on the rug, in my mind i was like "Uh, it's rude to just stare at people when they do something wrong.
skystarflower
13.03.2018 03:12
Linknot only that, one time i was gonna fist bump my friend, but for some reason i punched her. We ended up dying laughing..
plus she got pay back and slapped me once ( not on purpose ) but we are friends till this day.
skystarflower
13.03.2018 03:12
Link*slept
skystarflower
13.03.2018 03:16
Linki don't think this is pretty funny, but one time in the bus ( when i was in 2nd grade) the bus stopped, my face smashed into the seat, then my tooth was bleeding. Why i didn't panic? It happened 2 times ;-; so the kids were like "MY FREAKING GOSH THIS KIDS TOOTH IS BLEEDING AGAIN!!" though less people were shocked because it happened 2 times. one of my friends said. "SHH DON'T CRY" i was trying to talk, but i couldn't.. because i would be drinking blood, and i forgot one funny thing.. my baby sister curses ;-;
Illusion[OP]
13.03.2018 03:20
LinkOH MY GOD SO THIS ONE TIME ON THE BUS
(I wasn't there, I was told this story by a irl friend)
My friend Alex decided to start slapping the seat and moaning, and he had been doing that for a solid 3 minutes, and then the friend that told me this story joined in, then the bus driver said, "You know there are camera's back there, right?" AND THEN AFTER I WAS TOLD THIS STORY I WAS LIKE "what if she watches the camera, because she is a pedo, and wanted to see some action"
skystarflower
13.03.2018 03:49
Linkone time someone body said succ my dic, me and my friend realized that he was talking to us ( btw this was on the bus ).
One time in school, we were playing a Pokemon-Math hybrid because school logic. We could do an online battle, so my friend requested to battle me. I accepted his request, and while it was starting, he said, while the class was dead silent, "let's smash." The entire class started laughing and he regretted it immediately.
I'll type another story because I'm bored.
One time in Social Studies class, we were doing fill in the blank notes, where you have a packet with a **** ton of words on it and some blanks, and the teacher would have a PowerPoint showing what to write. We were writing about random shit from the 1800s, and we had to write "public education" at one point.
My teacher forgot the L. I was first to notice and still annoy my teacher about it.
I'm gonna animate this.
one time during afterschool i was walking to get our snac with my shoes off and i had a container full of juice boxes and granola bars and then i stepped in water with my socks and after that i had wet socks
Okay I'll toss one into the ring
Once I was on the bus and looking out the window at everyone else waiting to go to their buses as you do, and we passed by this guy with something brown in his pocket. He looked at the kid in the seat behind me and took the thing out of his pocket. It was a school hamburger with one bite taken out of it. He waved it at the person and put it back in his pocket, and I haven't seen him since
Also there has been an unopened can of soup in a tree outside for almost a week now
One time,
I was at the bus stop and I heard meowing. I kept lookin but there was no cat. But THEN it got louder.... AND I REALISED.......
I FORGOT TO CHANGE MY PHONE'S RINGTONE FROM THE PERSON WHO OWNED IT BEFORE MEEEEEE
I've got actual funny stuff but I ant posting it with half mah class standin behind me
Might be late but okay
Ok so one time in 6th grade, we were going on a field trip to the art museum, on the ride back to my hometown, my friend Jade (Jade was sitting next to me btw) started yelling “F*CK ME IN THE *SS CUZ I LOVE JESUS”. Then a popular girl started saying it too. Heck the teachers didn’t do anything about it lol.
Another bootyful story
(This was on the same day of the art trip, we (art students) made it back to our hometown)
So apparently, since it was the end of the day, we pretty much trashed a person we hate’s locker
K so,
This one girl in my class is always being so mean and annoying to me and she frowns at me if I so much as tap her be mistake with my foot. She's always trying to find lame excuses to get at me like in trumpet practice, she said "StOP BlOWing ThAT TRUMPeTTTTTTTttt". Well anyway, in science, she kept staring at me so I told my friend and she said to just ignore her BUT SHE kEpT DoInG ITtt. So when she looked at me again, I turned around and kissed the air between me a her face. That stopped her staring at me and shut her up for about week.
So uhm ok
Me and my friend like to come up with different sayings of words
Like everyone knows a female dog is a *****
And so- one day we were messing around
And coming up with different titles
A KID IN the background said "warrior cats "
And I just blurted "pussy warriors"
I mean it's not funny but it kept me and my friend laughing for a solid 10 minutes
my school mascot is the tigers and there's a banner that says "In a school full of TIGERS there's no room for CHEETAHS!!"
my friend, through fake tears, meant to say that both are cats and therefore should be treated as equals, but instead, said "Cheetahs are tigers too! ;;"