SKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSK AND I OOP~

OvO o-okay))

(( Angel and Husk are still making out. should we stop them or...?)

(Oh ye XD) Mystery: *slow blink* wha...?

Nicee)) umm... so... what now?

Mystery: *she sat up, and looked around the tent* U aint mah parents boi >:U

Mystery: LUKE I AM YO FATHA >:D *she came out of the text* >:>

WH-WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Mystery: *she giggled, holding her sides* Pfffft-

Mystery: If you say your my parents...wait- *lenny face* U wanna be my daddy?~ (KiNkY XD)

THANK YOU FOR AVENGING ME MYSTERY!!

Mystery: Yes I did >;3 *she made the >:U face* >:u

Imma go get s'more booze

Mystery: *she covered her mouth* Alastor ur not allowed to make da face das illegal >:0

*Walks from Husk to the cooler* O/v/O

Who wants some quality... *reads label* Corona beer?

Mystery: I don't drink beer -.-

Mystery: pfff- *she punched his shoulder* -w-

*snaps head towards tent* Did you just call Mystery your baby?! Whats goin on in there?! XD

Mystery: HEY ANGEL DUST WANNA SEE ME PISS OFF ALASTOR >:3

YES! *runs to tent*

WAIT!! *Stops dead in tracks* Gotta make Husk some food! Be right back!

Mystery: *she looked at alastor* Why don't we relax turn on the radio? Would u like EMM OR *high pitched* FMMMMM

*SNORT*

Its Am, Fm, or Xm!

*Makes Bar-B-Q*

Wow, Al is that easy, huh?

Mystery: *whispers, but loudly* Nobody listens to radios anymore >:)

...

HUSK?! How do you like your Bar-B-Q?

Mystery: *she walked out of the tent and pulled out a graphling hook, and used it to help herself into a tree*

Mystery: CAN"T GET ME BISH >:D

Mystery: da fak? :t

HUSK?! How do you like your Bar-B-Q?

Mystery: The FOX is goin on here? *lenny face*

... Ok. So what kind? There are ribs, legs,etc...

Mystery: what OTHER legs husk gunna eat? I heard some people eat spiders- *mega lenny face*

UM O///O

Mystery: >:3

(brb hold that thought)

(Ok lmao)

Mystery: *she fell out of the tree* OH SHI-

Mystery: *there was a stick stabbed through her chest* Guess I'm In a STICK-y sitiation! *she laughed, then coughed up blood*

* sneaks behind him * Alastra: ehehehehhe >:))

Mystery: I'm fine! Just a little blood t-t

(i'll be AFK for a bit. see ya then!)

watch out alastor >:)))* * she snuck up behind alastor and play attacks him * Alastra: BOO!!

awe okies) Mystery: No! *she tried climbing the tree again* >:3

Heheheheh!! hi bro!! <3

Mystery: *she giggled* pfff-

Alastra: oooo yes!! <DDD

Mystery: *she climbed to the top of the tree, and then jumped off* Weeeeeee!

Alastra: ehehehehe yes!!

Mystery: Heyyyyy! I was gunna flyyyy >:U

Alastra: * looks at her * too bad!! * puts the marshmallow in the fire *

Alastra: I BELIVE WE CAN FLY!!! * accidentally drops marshmallow in the fire * oops ;w;

Mystery: no .-. (afk)

oki)) W H E E E Z E

(am back) Mystery: *she put her hand over her mouth, trying her best not to laugh*

Alastra: MY TURN!! * wraps her ears around like cream * wHeEeEe-

Mystery: *she laughed so hard she cried* HOLEE SHI-

Mystery: hey alastor?

Alastra: * wind takes her away * ALASTOR HALP-

Mystery: Hey guys! *she made a ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) face* Look at me ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

* falls down and goes into a full spooder mode bc is so scared af * Alastra: tHaNk GoD- 😰

Alastra: * falls over and is still shook * i am the shooketh- 😰😰😰😰

https://www.piliapp.com/emoticon/lenny-face/ GO TO THE SIGHT AND CLICK ONE >:O )

Mystery: *( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) intensifies XD* Is there a PROBLEM SIR ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

Mystery: *she brought her face close to his, still making the ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) face* SIR WHAT IS THE ISSUE ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

* joins in * ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) WHATS WRONGS BROTHEH

(Im back~) *to Husk*... legs?

(were harrasing alastor XD)

(YES)

(Thats a nice change of pace!)

(XD)

(Why legs TvT)

(btw alastra is alastors sister :> )

ooooh ok))

(but why LEGS?)

(THEY TRIED TO PUT ME ON THE COUVER OF VOUGE)

(BUT MY LEGS WERE TOOOOOO LONG!)

(BUT MY LEGS WERE TOOOOOO LOOOOOOOONG XD)

Oh hey there!))

ctrl and v at same time)

Noice))

*to Husk*... legs?

Mystery: hey angel dust! *she was behind him* >:> (he finna turn around all he gun see is ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) XD)

(Hazbin you type the lenny face by pressing control and z at the same time)

(I MEANT GUNNA XD)

Ummmm... Mystery? What Is THAT face for...?

Mystery: *makes the ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) face* Is there an issue sir??

Alastra: AYYYY HERES THE SKINNY BOI!!

Aaaaay its Alastra!

*to Husk*... legs?

Mystery: *she looked at alastor* pfft-

well ok. *Bar-b-q's some legs, ignoring what he thinks Husk ACTUALLY means TvT*

Alastra: * yeets herself onto Angel and screams in face * WASSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Mystery: *she tried climbing a tree again*

AAAAAAAAAH!!!!- oh hey. Im cookin.

Mystery: *she fell ontop of sharp rocks* :T

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- * dies of no breath *

ok... FOOD TIME YOU GUYS!!!

Mystery: *she tries climbing the tree again, rocks stuck inside her back*

Alastra: Y A Y

*Banging pots and pans* COME AND GET IT

Mystery: *yells from tree* NO AM NAWT HUNGRI

YOU WILL EAT!!

I HEARD YOU LIKE DEER?!

Mystery: NEVAAAAAAAAR! *she held onto a tree vine, extreamly high up* Weeeeeee!

Alastra: LEMME AT ‘EM

Mystery: DONT U DARE ANGEL DUST >:O

Mystery: I'll kill myself when I want! >:P

*Throws Al on a plate* MYSTERY! DINNER IS READY!

Mystery: WHAT THE ****

*laughing*

(It is actually thought that Al likes the taste of deer and eats it)

Mystery: *she swung from the vine, pushing angel dust to the floor and landing in a handstand* **** u -v-

NOW COME AND EAT!

ow~ good your here

Mystery: Im not eating. *she lied on the floor* I cant eat im dead Xp

Come on. I made legs. It was Husks Idea, but I cooked them! Please?

Mystery: I can't I died. *she closed her eyes, her arms resting at her sides*

Come on! dont make me wast these perfectly good legs!!

it was a joke, Al. you can get off the plate.

Mystery: Kinky~ *she smiled slightly, still not moving*

SON OF A- wait *looks at Husk* WhAt KiNd oF lEgS dId YoU wAnT?

Mystery: *she still didn't move* -w-

Then what type...?

oh... OH... UM...

Mystery: *she tried sneaking back to the tree* '>_>

O////////////////////O How much have you been drinking...?

*Grabs Mystery* YoU aRe GoNnA EaT YouR DiNnEr

Mystery: nO iM nOt

Mystery: that aint the only thing I might choke on today *she did a ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) at alastor*

I SWEAR I WILL SHOVE IT SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT YOU WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO EAT IT! *this is said in a laughing, trying-to-be-tough voice*

XD THats funny!

Mystery: Did I sound like I was joking? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

ok lmao)

*to husk* If not bar-b-q legs, Then what type...?

Mystery: Spider legs >:3

Mystery: Hey, what did cinderella say when she got to the ball?

What?

Mystery: SHe said *gags*

O SHIT HAI )

WASSUP FEKERS))

NO thanks!

FINE!!! YOU WANNA GO?!

SON OF A __ *Punches d___*