he is a product of his environment and therefor hes queerphobic as fuuuuck. which is important because kwazii and punk are. u know. queer

he beats the shit out of punk when he catches him being gay with kwaz and its a rlly big point in their story because its when they start to drift apart from eachother (involuntarily). they realize itll get em killed and while punk doesnt push kwaz away, kwazii pushes HIM away for multiple reasons (internalized homophobia, his own fear of being found out as trans, guilt over being the reason punk got hurt). yea

he doesnt beat kwaz up cause from his perspective punk was 'forcing himself' onto him, in reality he was just making the first move

ive decided that it would be sooo tragic and soooooo awesome if they end up never getting together for real in the end. so thats whats gonna happen ! they r doomed yaoi

HOWEVER. years afterward when they r in their forties probably they will meet eachother at a bar and fall in love again.... old man fish yaoi....... it will be a struggle even then tho cause i imagine punk would have gotten married to a woman after essentially gaslighting himself into being 'straight.' and he will have gotten over kwazii by then. which means itll be one of my favorite tropes ever..... punk fell for kwazii first and got over him but when they met again kwazii fell harder............. oh ho hohoho......

OH RIGHT Cal is a coelacanth btw i forgot to mention that

cal is his nickname his real name is calvin

i need to compile all their lore on like a document or something bc im ngl everything ive ever said about their lore is only kept in my brain and thats a recipe for disaster. but i dont wanna write it all i dont wannnaaaaa

and i need a proper timeline bc i just be saying stuff and hoping it fits in LMAOOOO

wait ok i havent eaten all day bye guys im gonna have a feast

after i made this post i decided to write out kwazii and punk's dynamic and accidentally just rewrote spamtenna but with teenage fish and when i realized it i nearly cried

if u mean thing as in attraction then no but if u mean thing as in i cant stop thinking about them ever then yes !!!!

I KNOWWW I LOVE EYEFESTATION!! searchlights will forever have my heart tho i loev u searchlights....

WOW. no searchlight slander on MY PAGE!!!!!!/j

ill find a way to convince u otherwise..... mark my words...........

WHATTT REALLY...... oh my gosh.........

THANK U LMFAOOOO

😭😭 SORRY

😭😭😭 its ok

oh ho ho..... thank yew .... rubs my hands together liek an evil evil fly