i secretly made out w/ a girl in my closet at a party at my house once she is meh gf now i lit my dad's arm on fire once i also used to steal prizes from the prize box in 5th grade, it was easy cuz i sat right in front of the table miss put the prize box on i secretly ate my sister's doritos once can't think of anymore but when i can i'll let u know

o yea, i also kick ppl down stairs sometimes & most the time they're complete strangers