when you dont care about what this post is about:

me staring at the beautiful sexy shotgun I just bought after my wife divorced me

me looking at my 6 year old cousin who just sent 28 tweets that will send someone to prison with my account

when i'm in the stroking session but i hear a knock on the door

When I'm about to win a Roblox game but I get disconnected

Me gettin ready to clean the Ingles Bathrooms, when I hear some guy from 3rd shift call me princess (I had my hair tied back, so, benefit of the doubt, but like, bro, I'm a guy 😭🙏)