Mk who should I use?

Okay...

Uhhhh I'll use a random guy named.... Lokiiii Jk The name will be Ash

Ash (KETCHUM): *goes to the bar and orders a beer*

Ash: * a few drinks later*

Ash: She could use some help *I dragged her to a taxi and we went to ash's apartment*

Ash: *lays her in his bed*

Ash: *sits on the couch*

Ash: *he falls asleep*

Ash: *STILL ASLEEP*

Ash: (bish don't wake up Ash ketchum ) *wakes up* mm? So your awake now!

Ash: *he smiles*

Ash: So you can go home if you want. Or stay I have a creepy friend though so watch out, k?

Ash: alright. What do you want to do?

Ash: What is it? *he'd smile*

Ash: alright

Ash: *watches her*

Ash: *goes in the room*

Ash: *he'd smirk* Hmm? Alright.. Heh (WHERE IS MY INNOCENCE.)

Ash: (SHIT. WILL HIS DICK HAVE TO GO INSIDE HER? HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FACK AM I DOING?!)

Ash: l-lead the way I guess?

Ash: *TAKES LE PANTS OFF*

Ash: *HE GOES ON THE BED WITH HER*

Ash: *awkward? (Just let Marino do all the work. I'm a virgin. His a virgin. We are all virgins!)

Ash: *doesn't do anything*

Ash: *blinks*

Ash: *realizes what has got himself into* Mind: HOLY SHIT. WTF AM I DOING

Ash: Its ffine idk what I'm doing either

Ash: *he puts his pants back on*

Jacob: *comes in room* OHH ASH WHOS THIS HOT BABE? Ash: a friend of mine

Ash: very drunk.

Jacob: hello hottie~

Jacob: What's your name? Ash: Marino, this is my creepy friend Jacob...

Jacob: go take a bath! You will enjoy it

Jacob: its warm! Ash: wow that's the normalest thing you've said in 5 years

Jacob: *watches without her noticing*

Jacob: *still unnoticeable

Jacob: *accidentally trips in*

Jacob: sh*t.

Jacob: *nosebleeds* Ahhhhhhhhh

Jacob: i... *he passes out* Ash: *watching TV in the living room again*

Ash: *he goes to see what's going on* wtf Jacob?!

Ash: I'm very sorry... *he drags Jacob to his room and locks the door*

Ash: yeah. You can leave if you want before Jacob wakes up

Ash: oh. You can take my room.. I'll sleep on the couch!

Ash: *he smiles*

Ash: *HUGGOS BACK*

Ash: hm?

Ash: okay. *he walks to the couch*

Ash: *sits down*

Ash: *he looks at her*

Ash: hello

Ash: *he smiles, hearing Jacob bang on his door*

Ash: Marino..?

Ash: okay

Ash: I got this *opens the door* Stop. Now go to bed *he slams the door and walks back*

Ash: no problem. *he sits back down*

Ash: *carries her to the bed and lays her there*

Ash: *about to leave the room*

Ash: *looks back at her and smiles*

Ash: *leaves the room with the door open*

Ash: *falls asleep* (And what? Undress her xD?)

Jacob: *sneakssss out and goes to Marino quietly*

Jacob: *picks her up gently and locks her in the bathroom*

Jacob: *he undresses her and puts her in the bathtub*

Jacob: *hides in a super high cabinet with a tiny hole so he can peek through*

Jacob: *screams so she could wake up* (The bathroom is sound proof btw so ash can't hear em)

Jacob: *is still hiding in a cabinet*

Jacob: *watches through the tiny hole*

Jacob: *already locked the bathroom door*

Jacob: *watches her*

Jacob: *throws a towel out without her seeing*

JACOB: *WATCHESSS*

Jacob: *tackles her and knocks her out*

Jacob: *puts her head in the tub with water and tries to drown Marino*

Jacob: YOU LOCK ME IN DA ROOM! (he an angry bish) Ash: *comes in and bites jacob* Marino! *grabs her and carries to Ash's room and Locke the door*

Ash: hes insane! Here *he gave her one of his long shirts* cover up, okay?

Ash: *slaps her to wake her up*

Ash: your awake? Thank god!

Ash: Jacob tried to drown you. Stay quiet because his looking for us

Ash: *hears Jacob banging on our door* He found us

Ash: *opens the door* his gone?

Ash: hes gone... Stay here. *goes in bathroom* Jacob: *walks in on Marino* hello

Jacob: *walks towards her*

Jacob: *continues walking*

Jacob: c'mere

Jacob: you will see... Ash: *tackles Jacob*

Jacob: damn it!

Jacob: murder you.... *he mumblesi

Jacob: reasons Ash: *drags Jacob and throws him out the front door*

Ash: My ex-friend is a ****ing psycho

Ash: fine *he opens the door*

Jacob: *has a pocket knife*

Jacob: I aint telling