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28.09.2022
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shiftingROOTS[OP]
28.09.2022 01:41
Linkso uhm this is just a little wholesome one or whatever but basically lars and hyde invite you/ur oc over just to hang out (they started college together after taking a gap year) and the time has come to either stay home and lie out of it or go to their dorm so you/ur oc decide to get dressed and go
Lars: oh ok come on in *he opens the door all the way letting you in*
Lars:...so what do you want to do we have some games and movies and stuff
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Hyde: it's almost finished...ever watched dazed and confused? good song and a good movie
Hyde: oh ok! *he picks trash up walking around to check on the tea*
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Hyde:...uhm well he was chilling out or whatever and was sitting in a pumpkin patch just doing whatever and i went there to smash pumpkins and we started playing baseball with the pumpkins and sledge hammers
Lars: oh my god uhm well not on that day
Hyde: our first make out was in that pumpkin patch though
Trash: gimme! *Snatch* trash added 10 sugar cubes and gulped it all down
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Hyde: but your throat could still be damaged whether you feel it or not
Trash: I have a wound on my head so be careful, I haven't fixed it yet
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*gets up and grabs some booze before I left the house to go to there dorm*
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I BROUGHT THE BOOZE" *puts down 3 things of vodka and 1 thing of tequila*
Hyde: oh swag i love vodka
Lars: you love anything that gets you high or drunk hyde
"Ok bet broskie" *grabs my cards and the cotton candy vodka* "lets play"
Hyde: YES!!
Lars: ...oh go hyde ur literally trash at this if we lose 1k dollars im blaming you because it would be your fault
"haha good luck dude"
(flip a coin im heads and there tails. lets see who winds)
what's up lars i shouldn't exist rn because your both in college because i wasn't born yet. but here i am, breaking the law of physics
Hyde: but what? no no it's all swag im 22 but marlo is older than me and your his son it all works itself out
Lars:...how much older than you like 100 years ?
Hyde: i dunno like 38?...39?...i dunno i dont care enough to count
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yep well uh hi hi and uh, lars looking good as hell and you 2 uncle.
Lars: i ok...thank you you too
Hyde: this is why ur my best friend
ok uh so. how do i go back to the future :/ i came here by accident heheheh...
ty hyde *does it* BrO i'M sEeInG tHe FuTuRe BrO oMg DuDe It'S mOvInG tOo FaSt HeLp!!!!!
*some parts are in the wrong place* :screeches: RRRRAAAAAEEEEHHHHKkk
Hyde:....oh my lord....never mind faygo is the thing that works im sorry
oh no what am i going to do. my dad is gonna worry about me! and then if i don't get back and he knows what i'm doing- who knows what he'll do to me-
[ur body still goes to the future just in peices]
marlo: u exploded again??
Marlo: ugh probably my brothers work *succeeds in reviving you*
*bones cracking in place* d a d n e v e r d r i n k c o l a and f a n t a together
Marlo: o my god did hyde tell you the whole fanta weed and cola future theory
yes and my body exploded and it hurtie and :'( college hyde is a prankster
Marlo: he was such a fvcking nerd bahahaha he was an idiot dork bahahahhahaha
heehheheheheeh hey dad heres this drink i made for you :) *it's fanta cola and weed*
Marlo: *takes a sip and then looks at you angrily*....hyde has done this to many times ok?? im immune to it
Marlo: i dunno your mental health is declining at a rapid rate???
bro just because my mental health is at 23% doesn't mean that i would explode my father >:( i mean i would gladly explode my uncle for what he did to me tho- *says the last words really fast*
Marlo: hey i'm sure it was an accident
Hyde: *future hyde* hey wassup
Hyde: i dunno it's name is reginald and it just crawled through the window
*runs into the kitchen to see thy lizard* HOW DID U KNOW ITS NAME IF ITS WILD EXACTLY
But but when *total confusion overwhelms me and we teleport randomly into every dimension u can think of*
hyde: well they communicate in body language visuals tactile and vocal communication
*looks up* Yes just bc I live in the void, and it’s cold there that’s that’s why I commit arson to keep the cold away
gently and calmly opens the door (everybody else is breaking the door i feel bad)
Hyde:....the boiling water can make your throat have blisters and swell up closing your throat in...
Hyde: yes but that doesn't mean it won't swell just because you don't feel it
Hyde: ok good *he sits down on the floor because his cat took his spot on the couch*
Hyde: yeah sure also he goes by stink stink instead of sprinkles actually
[stink stink starts purring louder and rubbing his face on her hand]
hyde: it's ok he tends to scramble your mind sometimes right stink stink *he scratches his belly a bit and stink stink got up and sat next to y'all*
[stink stink rubs his head on you runs and jumps in the window sill]
Hyde:...*his phone starts ringing and he answers it* h-hello? *all you hear is marlo yelling like a crazy person about some books*
Hyde: m-marlo calm down *he nods yes really quickly before marlo goes back to yelling*
Marlo: AND I SWEAR TO MERLIN HYDE IF YOU DID SOMETHING IM STABBING YOU
Hyde: *hangs up*.....:\ he's a big meany about his books....frigging nerd
Hyde: he he yeah marlo's a nerd
Marlo: *he randomly busts through the door and just starts rummaging through hyde's stuff*
Marlo: oh hey mika!! *he smiles and it seems like everything is fine again* ....hyde where is the shadows book???
Hyde: i don't have it
Marlo: i'm not leaving till you give me the book hyde also hello darling
hyde: i don't have it! maybe jane or tina have it but i don't!
Marlo: you're very punchable right now,, >:(
Hyde: no! marlo was just leaving *pushes him out the dorm* it's all fine
Kk u h m
One sec I’m getting ref of. A certain oc perfect for this
Val))
She rang the doorbell, (or knocked on the door) and waited outside, somewhat impatient.
‘Thanks’ she took a bow, then proceeded inside. She took a scan around the room her was in
‘Nice place you got here!’ She nodded in approval
‘Oh Hyde!’ She snapped her fingers in a joyful realization
‘Where’s the snicker-doodle at?’ She said,
‘snicker-doodle was a common used she used when talking about people she was close with, kinda replacing the word ‘bestie’ or ‘bff’ for her, besides it’s fun to say
Lars: he should be making some tea over there
Hyde: oh yeah forgot to say hi
Tala: when your undead you have no life but uhm ik what you mean really much thjngs been fine