Hi rp?

Eddsworld or normal?

K im tom. Who r u?

K ill be edd.

Tom: *stares at ceiling*

Tom: yee

Tom: *walks to te bedroom*

Edd: let's order pizza

Tom: I'LL GET THE PHONE

Matt: PIIIIZZZAAAAAAAA!!!!!??????????

Tom: *order pizza*

Edd: peperoni!?

Edd: YAY

Tom: *goes in kitchen and gets a knife*

Edd: O.o

Tom: what!? *points knife*

Tom:... *cuts bread*

Ringggg edd: pizzas here

Tom: *picks up knife again* lemmie get it.

Tom: *comes back with bloody knife* got the pizza

Tom:

Matt: THERES A RED PERSON OUTSIDE

Edd: O.O

Matt: YEEEEEES

Tom:

Tom: *grAbs ketchup* suffocation.

Tom: suffocation. Self harm. Fighting.

Tom: *walks into room cutting himself and slammed the door*

Matt: WAAAAT! THIS ISNT PIZZA ITS JUST SISSORS!!!!????

Tom from room: ITS I LIE SO I KILLED HIM

DOorbell tom: k a nother liar *knife*

Tom: *accidentally cuts matt when put it down*

Matt: MY FACE MY BEATIFUL FACE

Tom: *puts knife down slowly and surprised*

Lights go off

Tom: ow who stabbed me

Edd: O_O

Lights go on *tom has knife in chest*

Tom: WHO TRIED TO KILL ME WHAT WHY WHO HOW JUST HOW

Edd: Where is matt

Edd: oh god *stares at matt on the ground*

Matt: I GOT YOUUUUUU

Edd: >:(

Edd: is tom alive

Tom: WAT DO U WANT 4 MY LIFE DANM IT

Tom: no. *lays on couch*

Tom: *blushes*

Tom: *blushes more than*

Tom: umm sry

Edd:

Here?

Tom: *blushes and leaves to room*

Edd:

Tom: *calls hospital*

Ed: yee

Tom: if it is, I know what to do with them >:)

Doorbell rings: edd: ok this needs to be real

Tom: oh. IT HAS NO CHEESE

Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Edd: F.A.K.E.

Edd: ok

Tom: ok the ambulance is here bye save me some pizza and call 911 to arrest the thieves and you better save me 3 slices or 4 I don't want no small amount ok bye.

Matt: YAY PIZZA

*2 days later* edd; toms pizza is going bad

Edd: I guess it's serious.

Matt: YAY LOOK A MIRROR

Matt: oh no the storm

*Tom comes back* tom: I need a therapist

Tom: sure. *storm makesvpower cut off*

Tom: -.-

Edd: but why?

Tom: the doctor said I need one because I killed a dog and injured a doctor

Edd: O.o

Matt: dogu?

Tom: :'|

Tom: drowns himself

Tom: arrest me for 475 years then

Tom: suffocation death penalty JUST DO SOMETHING IT'S MY FAULT

Tom: *continues drowning*

Tom: *stops*

Edd:jvdjshxixwbiqhcwihefechicwjiwcjievhiefnevniecbidfbdcibvdijfeoefniefnefniefnoenvgeken

Tom:...

Edd:biddbcwx hi ecihechwoheciehvorvienfiefnienfvirfjfeonecirhvi4hvirecneiejibibirvjir vvbn vrivrijjorv

K

Tom:

Tom: *follows him*

Tom: to see if you are okay

K

Tom: I'm sorry

Matt: TIM AND TURD SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Tom:ok then. CARPET AND EDWARD SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Matt: oh, my

Tom:... *stares worried and shocked*

Tom: *writes a note and leaves house*

Tom: *poisons himself*

Edd: whats wrong? Matt: :'|

Edd: where's tom?

Tom: is this poison or fake

Tom: *faints*

Matt:...

Edd: ik I'll jump off the cliff with all of my cola. Matt: holy s*** what did I do

Matt: :,`<

Tom: hhh

Tom: wait why am I still alive

Tom: *eats more poison*

Tom: * goes in bathroom and drinks water and calls poison control center*

Tom: I can't breathe

Tom: thank you

Tom: well I still l ate poison

Tom: are you ok? (I actually have a bad, bad case of anxiety)

Tom: well I hope you are okay.

(Brb someone changed my password so I'm logging in to a different acc)

Hi sry I was making lasagna

Tom: *accidentally kisses tord* Ma SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT Edd: ...

Matt:whfwnretwrqrntwmyrmryant3enr2htent3nqrkqy5nwbr

Tom: O.O

Tom:...

Tom:*can't sleep*

Tom: *whispers* edd's not here

Tom: *yells in pillow*

Edd: THERE IS NO MORE COOOLLLLLAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom: *still yells in pillow and blushes so much he turned pink*

Sry went afk agian tom: *hugs tord*

Tom: *blushes more*

Tom: *stares at matt* Edd:I didn't do anything Sry went afk

I'm sorry for going afk so much. Mom keeps giving me chores.

Sorry if I hurt your feelings. Mom's just making my stress and depression and anxiety worse.

K. see u tomorrow.

Hi

Tom: *puts on hoodie* be right back tord.

Edd: make sure to get the cola.

* 6 months later*

Matt: I don't know o.o ,

Matt: :'|

Matt...

Matt: whfwnretwrqrntwmyrmryant3enr2htent3nqrkqy5nwbr

Brb

Back Tom & edd: *comes back

Tom:... hi

Tom: I hate outside.

Tom: I never want to go outside again. *limps*

Tom: *limps to tords room*

Tom: yes I'm fine *stops limping*

Tom: *stares at the ground*

Tom: I got ran over by a car

Tom: someone tried to kill me

Tom: *blushes*

Tom: *kisses tord*

Matt: O.o

Tom:...

Tom: *kissis him again*

Tom: *limps to bathroom*

Tom: back

Matt: whfwnretwrqrntwmyrmryant3enr2htent3nqrkqy5nwbr

Tom: will you shut up matt.

Matt: no

Matt: MMMMMEEEHHH

U can be matt sry I went afk