Ok I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so... Here we ****ING go... inhale RAWR! x3 nuzzles pounces on you uwu you so warm couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor! nuzzles your necky wecky tilde murr tilde hehe! unzips yo baggy ass pants oof baby you so musky! Take me home, pet me, and make me yours! And don't forget to stuff me! See me wag my wittle baby tail all for your bolgy wolgy! kisses and lickies your neck (mmmm) I hope daddy likies! nuzzles and wuzzles your chest I be gettin' thirsty! Hey, I got a lil' itch. You think you can help me? Only seven inches long. UwU PLEASE ADOPT ME paws on yo bulge as i lick my lips uwu punish me please Boutta hit em with this furry shit He don't see it comin'.