If he was real I'd bury my face into his floof and squeel out of pure joy. I'd take him where ever I was allowed to! I'd lay beside him late at night and doze off cuddling him, not even worrying about a blanket to keep me warm because he'd be warm enough for me! I'd even take him in the woods if I could, take him on trails even. <3 Yes I am ranting, I want this fuzzy fat-lard as a pet I really do.