look for a flashlight for 15 minutes until i realized i was holding it ive done dumber shit but thats what came to mind first

existed

I wasn’t looking where I was going while crossing the street and got hit by a small car

Everything I do

So my school has foam lunch trays and one time I ate one. The teachers did not approve.

almost ran someone over when my dad was taking me for a test drive

when i was younger i used to taste play-doh

Ate ants of trees as snacks as a 2nd grader Tried to wash markers when I was in kindergarten because they were dry Stood in what I thought was the line to pick up my stuff at the end of 8th grade, but in reality, I was not in any line and was there for ATLEAST 20 mins Made an animaljam YouTube channel so when people searched my username my channel would come up instead of the many “beware” videos about me scamming