What the heck did you just honking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in clown college, and Ive been involved in numerous parties, and I have over 300 confirmed laughs. I am trained in balloon animals and Im the top juggler in the entire US clown services. You are nothing to me but just another audience. I will make you laugh with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my honking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, honker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of clowns across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that causes the pathetic little thing you call your laughter. Youre ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you laugh in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hilariousity, but I have access to the entire ar

but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Clown Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable frown off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will seltzer laughter all over you and you will drown in it. Youre ****ing dead, kiddo.

I spent a little too much time on that, I think.

Honk honk mc****er! Seriously, though, I remember reading one like thid, but I cpouldn't find it, so I made it myself. Maybe it was a prophecy.

I meant the whole clown bit, like "I've been to over 300 parties", although that might have been the toddler one. I don't read homestuck. I heard of it, but I've never read it. Not my thing.

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