Well Kyle's mom's a *****, she's a big fat ***** She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world She a stupid *****, if there ever was a ***** She's a ***** to all the boys and girls On Monday she's a *****
On Tuesday she's a *****
On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a ***** Then on Sunday, just to be different She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch! Come on! You all know the words! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world She's a mean ol' *****, and she has stupid hair She's a ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** She's a stupid *****! (Whoa!) Kyle's mom's a ***** And she's such a dirty *****! (*****!)