Holy ****ing shit. I want to bang the Splatoon squid so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Plaza l get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ****ing sex with Inkling. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Inkling's tight squidpussy. I want her to have my mutant human/squid kids. ****, my ****ing mom caught me with the neighbors squid. l painted her orange and went to ****ing town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my WiiU. I might not ever get to see Inkling again.