if you touch me, you will not exist

i'll explode

sorry my social battery is at 0% so if you touch me I will glue an open jar of rats and cut the bottom half of it off and send poisonous gas inside so the rats will have to eat their way out through your face

Not if I touch you first

👅👅👅:careful with whatchu say 🙏🗣️🗣️🙏 the COCK is watching 🤞🤞🐔🐔 and he ain’t take NO prisoners 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🤫🤫 keep them cheeks TIGHT🍑🍑🍑

if you touch me, you'll get a whiff of it.

🥶😏🫵 Not if I touch you first