Jack: I know you snuck out last night, Clark. Loofag: Play dumb! Clark: Who's Clark? Loofag: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MEANT LOOFAH

Kai: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Kai and Clark, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Loofah: Our turn, Jack! One, two, three- vanilla! Jack, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Kai: Why is Clark so sad? Loofah: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes Kai: And...? Clark: They got Jack.

Kai: I just ended a four year relationship. Loofah: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Kai: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. *Clark and Jack fighting from across the room*

Kai: Truth or dare? Clark: Dare Kai: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Clark: Hey Loofah Loofah, blushing: Yeah? Clark: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Jack BWAHAHAHDHABCJSABJAKBODSJCIOJOIEGFWJ

GAFIAUTAUGAIGAGI

Kai: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Loofah, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk. Loofah: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

I'd start making out with myself if I got dared to kiss the hottest person in the room

Kai: I think we're missing something. Clark: Teamwork? Loofah: Cohesion? Jack: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Kai: *angrily presses Clark against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Clark: ... Clark: Are we about to kiss-

Kai: Bye Clark! Bye Loofah! Bye Jack! Bye Marshmallow! Bye Clark! Loofah: You said ‘bye Clark’ twice. Kai: I like Clark. is this accurate Kai

yes this is accurate OJ **** MY DADS BACK AHDHSHSHSBS Kai: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. Clark: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. Kai: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

have you even seen any of us Loofah I keep having to stop myself from saying "mia" sorry if I slip

Kai: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Clark: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Marshmallow: Socks are Feetie Heaties Jack: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Clark: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Marshmallow: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Jack: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Loofah, annoyed: You are disappointments

Zamn!

dreamy screamies💀💀💀💀

Loofah: Is having a p​enis fun? Clark: It has its ups and downs. Kai: Sometimes it’s a little hard. Jack: It’s a pain in the ass. Marshmallow: Oh, Jesus, fu​ck, guys, come on. ACCURATEEEE

Jack, watching Clark & Kai panic : What's going on? Loofah: Clark is having a midlife crisis and Kai is just having a crisis.

GAGAVAGBA

Kai: Favorite horror movie? Loofah: It Clark: Saw Jack: Annabelle Marshmallow: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics I unironically like saw actually

Kai: Are we really going to let Clark keep Loofah? Jack: We kept Marshmallow.

smad 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🖤🖤🖤🖤⛓⛓⛓⛓

*Kai drunkenly wanders around the house and Clark is drunkenly giggling* Loofah, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Jack. Jack, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

Jack: *points at Clark* A human turtleneck, *points at Loofah* a narcissistic monster, *points at Kai* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met. Kai: And who am I? Describe me now.

Kai: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

mega accurate

Jack: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.