And then I'll comb your hair😍🤫🤫

Or ur wrinkly scalp (if you're bald)

Its 4am wtf am I doing

Gn sugar plums 🥰🥰

DO SOMETJING CUTE

AWW 🥺🥺 THAY WAS ABSOLUTELY ASORABLE!! idk what I'm doing with my life

😭 at least one person finds jt silly laugh worthy

Full head kf hair or bald? 🥺

Aww 🥺 Takes out extra soft delicate comb and slowly combs through your strand until it's blowing and glowing kn the wind I hope u feel really cared for 🥺 do u want me to comment your scalp too for safe measure ❤❤🧡❤❤❤

Comb** not comment 🙄🙄 flipanim Hayes my craft

Slowly drags the xomb along ur scalp until you can feel a comb imprint in your brain 😍🥰🥰🥰

I really should 🤩🤩

🥰🥰 if you want meto comb your hair evet again it'll be on the house!1

GROW SOME MORE HAIR FOR ME 😡👹👹👹😈

Yanks them gently and xarreses them until a lullaby starts playing and they all fall asleep 🥰

ITS A SPECIAL CTAFT 🥰🥰😍😍 ANYTHIJG FOR SUCU BEAUTIFUL ELEGANT HAIRS UPON SUCH A MAGNIFICENT SCALP!!

YW 🥲🥰🥰😇😘😍😍😍

Of course! I have 4 strands of hair infested with dandruff and dust mites!

Make me feel appreciated and relaxed 🔫 😍😍

AWWW smiles cutely and pays y 3 nickles and a quarte4

Brushes the dandruff put of my face and uses it as beauty powder 😍 ✨

Yesss! 🥰😍 I look so hit now

Yhorray! Smacks lips and uses natural saliva to turn my lips a teal green

J DO! ITS CALLED FIGULACIOUS TEAL AND ONLY WALMART SELLS IT ON VALENTINE B LC ITS MADE OF SOOOK MUCH LOVE

😍😍YHEYRE 4 NICKLES PER SMUDGE THO

WOWWWW POOR MUCH.. I HAVE 17 NICKLES AND A PENNY NOW

COMBS MY OME HAIR BEHIND MY HEAD AND FLUPS IT MAGESTICALLY

I KNOW 🥺 🥺

WOAHHH BIT.. MY LOCKS...

Are u bald or do u have hair

Combs them gently with such precision and care that every single strand of hair feels attended to and loved 🥰

NOOOO MY GENTLE TWNDER LOVING CHAIN IS GONE URUUHFHH

I PUT SO MUCH ****ING CARE INTO THEIR SCALPING WHATTHE ****

Do u want me to feed u apples slowly?

Sorry 😭

Takes my loan nimble et fingers and pinches onto an apple slice, slowly bringing ot to ur mouth 🥺

Long** But I cut qn apple for u...

Caresses your lips with the apple slice and a big happy grin kn my face

Open wide 🥰🥰 Smooshes the apple slice againt your lips so gently that every crack and crinkle feels relaxed and at home

Oh

Tickles your gums calmly and with such precision that your mouth feels like it just ran a marathon

Are you relaxed yet

Starts shoving apple slices into your mouth Sings the pisser boy song and dances around you

Turns jnfo a pile of wrinkly foreheads and pisses self in fear, my only fear bejny glock night night 3000 dad remover from butt pockets..

Ofc 😍😍 I can't resist a deliciously saggy bald head! Combs your wrinkles and saggy bald scalp until you can see and feel the combs delicate yet rough lines, like the lines of a Harp 😍😍😍