(idfk you pick)

(you want it to be sexual or anything?)

(yep. and FOURTH WALL PLS)

(oh. o k a y t h e n sure i guess is it male cuz ima be Honeh)

kkk RP START (*Builds the fourth wall*) *Honey.exe is just prancing around within the interface, leaving a trail of #ECAA07 colored slime* (it's a color code xD)

*Honey proceeds to hide behind the Volume adjuster*

...*peeks out from behind the adjuster, looking at the soldier and Vyrus*

...*just seems curious now* ( P E R F E C T T A R G E T)

..? *just looks at him* *she thicc, like, 2E cup size thicc*

*or, since this is a PC RP, she's 2 gigabytes*

! *tries to ward off the firewall soldier* h-hey! don't hurt him!

oh...well, i'm glad to hear that! i'm Honey. *bounces on my toes, tits jiggling a bit*

...*looks at him* huh...guess i'm just too happy for him~! *giggles a bit before looking back at Vyrus* what's your name?

oh. well, do you wanna be my new friend?

...well, i'll be your normal program friend! *smiles a bit*

*hugs Vyrus, kinda scared*

o-oh...alright...*just rests my head against his shoulder*

so...what now?

(not yet...)

(just look up "slime girl" and imagine it as the color range of #ffb500)

(cuz i cant draw for ****)

...hm...c-can i...*brushes his cheek, almost romantically, staring into his eyes*

(it's a slime but yes, in a way.)

(pain. existence is pain, jerry.)

...*giggles* silly mother****er. i ain't gonna kiss you or nothin. just testin' ya to see if you're a weirdo. alright, let's go do some shit. *clicks the Chrome tab button, goin to ｙｏｕｔｕｂｅ*

whaddya wanna watch, you corrupted asshole? in mah mind: ireallywanna****himhhhhhh

...*clicks "Comment Awards v146"*

*stares at him* cereal ads? really? that's what you want? i got two right here. *grabs mah bewbs*

damn, you're good =-=" i gotta admit, i'm trusting ya now.

*sighs* bored...what now, dude? *sits on the scroll bar, legs spread wide open*

...*glomps Vyrus* >:3

(a tacklehug)

come on~! hug me~! *just on top of him, hugging him, which also pins him down* (doin a q n a)

what's wrong? *looks down at him* (I PASSED OUT IM SORRY)

(oh. alright.)

(yeah. and fourth wall, remember?)

(continue. it's your turn.)

(yeah)

...what's wrong? *looks down at Vyrus* d-did i do something? *gets off of him, worried, and also kinda sad, thinking that i might have hurt him*

...so...what do you wanna do now..?

...*just sits there, whistling, legs spread wide open*

so...u-uh...*just looks at Vyrus, blushing quite a bit*

you have a beautiful singing voice...*smiles at him*

(k then)

(shit sorry i was doin somethin)

...*just stares at him*

(I'M SORRY I WAS SPANKING MY ****ING MONKEY AKA MILKING MY LIZARD)

(*sigh* nothing...just look it up.) *just staring at Vyrus, mesmerized*

...*just runs up and hugs him* That was so ****ing amazing ;w;

(like my 2 new icons?) *you can kinda see through her [LITERALLY.] so like, it wouldn't be hard to do stuff to her*

(I FELL ASLEEP I'M SORRY)

o-o *sneezes, and it's adorable*

thanks...*oh, did i forget to mention that she doesn't have clothes on?*

(i-...i don't actually know...maybe like, a black slime with a purple glow? or maybe a glow that's the same color as Honey? or a virus that's the same color as honey, but mixed with purple?)

(nah i was doing something)

(well it's your turn.)

=3= *pokes him in the abdomen*

*dual-wield pokes* Poke war~!

o-oh, sorry...*gets off of him*

...w-well...there's one thing that I kinda wanna do...b-b-but I'm not sure if you're okay with it...*crosses my knees, kinda embarrassed* (she doesn't have feet btw. she just has legs up until where the start of the ankle would be, then it's just a puddle from there.)

...*hesitates for a minute before finally speaking, but it's quiet* i-i want you to "corrupt my files"...(ifyouknowwhatimean.jpeg)

...d-do you not know what i mean by that..?

*sigh* i-i knew you wouldn't wanna do it...

(she's a slime girl. aight? she's shaped like a person. but yeah that was what i was gonna do xD) (ERP is the one kind of RP I'm extremely good at)

(oh. well ****.)

(o h)

(it's your turn)

*just sits there, kinda sad lookin'*

(sure i guess[?])

(but i'm not gonna force ya to go there)

(k)

*plays around with some broken code, making something*

*she's muttering* so...if y=x squared, then fall for 2 seconds...*just a bunch of nonsensical bullshit*

look what I made, Vyrus~! *she finishes making the thing, it's a bird that has its own complex AI*

...*it looks like she really wants a hug*

eh...? *slowly hugs back*

*giggles a bit, snuggling him* mmm...i love this...~

ooh~! and you're so warm~!

(Sure! Have Vyrus do whatever he wants to Honey! as long as he doesn't kill her or hurt her that much. yes he can hurt her, as long as it isn't a lot.)

*she blushes a **** ton* e-ehh...

*just stares at him* y-you're lucky that you're k-k-kinda cute...

*blushes even more, embarrassed*

(i passed out. im sorry.) *the blush consumes her whole face* >///////<

*just looks at him, staring into his eyes*

(wifi got reset. im back now.) h-hey...i have an idea...*opens a new tab on Chrome and types in the search bar "Oreos" and grabs on of the images, nommin' on it, but she quickly turns a tint of color that's like, a mixture of her normal color mixed with the color of an oreo before putting her arm out* L-Lick it...(do it. it's cool.)

*it tastes just like Oreos.png*

...h-hmm?

o-oh...but...since you said not to be embarrassed...*kisses Vyrus on the lips, sorta hugging him while I do*

(nah i had to shut my computer for a sec)

(oh. alright) *just holds the kiss, sitting on top of him* m-mmf..~

(hai)

*pulls away* Is that your way of blushing..~?

then what is it..? (okay)

...*pins him down and kisses him again*

(k)