[Verse] Thought I'd end up with Bowser But his moves were too slow Had some matches with Falcon His Up+B was so-so So I tried maining Kirby But they nerfed him a ton Now I’m fighting with Mario He so basic I'm done One taught me love And one taught me patience And one taught me pain Now I'm in Mom’s basement I'm playing on launch day Your main is so trash Please 1 v 1 me Least this song is a smash Brothers [Chorus] Thank u, Ness (Ness) Thank u, Ness (Ness) Thank u, Ness I like to main as Ness in Smash Brothers Thank u, Ness (Ness) Thank u, Ness (Ness) Thank u, Ness I like to main... [unintelligible] [Interlude] Overall, I'd have to give Smash Brothers Ultimate two brothers out of five. It's called Smash Brothers, but why are there so many female fighters in the game? Either delete the female fighters, or at least a patch so the name is now Smash Brothers and .. Sisters Gotta throw the whole Switch out [throws switch into bin]