IM CRYIN, CAUSE I LOVE YOU...... (dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun) neva been in love befo wtf are feelins, yo? once upon a time i was a (HO) i donevn wanna ho no mo

this isn't a sentence but I've come to make an announcement. Shadow The hedgehog is a ***** ASS mother****er, he pissed on my ****ING wife, that's right, he took his hedgehog ****ing quilly dick out, and he pissed on my ****ING wife and he said his dick was "Thiiis biig". And I said "That's disgusting!" so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow The hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what, here's what my dong looks like BHGTLGHLTHLTHLGTHTGH. That's right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong! He ****ed my wife, so guess what I'M GONNA **** THE EARTH. That's right this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on THE MOON!! How do you like that Obama?? I pissed on THE MOON you IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss Drrroprrlets hit the ****ing Earth, now get out of my ****ing sight before I piss on you too