Salamander and Ema Having kids???

I’ll let you go first

Salamander: Baby what’s wrong

Salamander: What hurts!?

*Scratcher Tia and Chris Came through the door* Chris: Hey guys I’m sorry we are late I had to run a couple errands Salamander: NOW IS NOT THE TIME GUYS!!! Scratcher: What’s going on!?

Salamander: Shit!! Scratcher: Do you think you can get her to a hospital!! Salamander: No I don’t think we’re going to be able to make it!!. Screw it OK babe I want you to squeeze the end of my tail When you push OK scratcher Hold her other hand And Tia Help her with the babies!! Scratcher: YES SIR!! *Grabs Ema’s other hand*

Chris: What am I supposed to do!! Salamander: Just stay there and just tracked the time they were born!! Chris: *OK looks at the time*

Salamander: Is it a boy or a girl!!

Chris: Time Of birth 12:15 Salamander: OK one down four to go

Scratcher: It’s a girl Salamander: OK we got a boy got a girl Three more left

Chris: Time of birth 12:17 Scratcher: we got another girl Salamander: Baby you’re doing amazing two more to go

Salamander: OK babe one more to go give it all you got Chris: 12:19 Scratcher: OK I’ll tell the next gender

Scratcher: It’s a girl Salamander: So we got two boys And three girls

Scratcher: Good thing I brought my Shockers Gloves we might need them Salamander: Come on baby wake up Scratcher: *Charge up his gloves* clear

Scratcher: *Shocks her and She wakes up*

Salamander: Oh thank God you’re OK *Hugs her tightly*

Salamander: So here are the kids I don’t know what to call them

Chris: I’ve got some names What about Stan,Sean,Elsa,Emily and Esmeralda

Salamander: I actually like the names that Chris gave them let’s go with that

Salamander: They are so cute some of them have my tail

Stan: bababab Salamander: Hey there guys I’m your dad Sean: ???

Salamander: hi little guys

Scratcher: Hey babe did you bring Sarah and Jade Salamander: Oh yeah good Idea

Chris: *Picks up Sarah and jade* Girls meet your new cousin’s

Sean: *Crawls over there Sarah and hugs her*

Stan: *Crawls to Jade* ???

Stan:*sit up and holds Jade’s hand And Jade’s eyes glitter*

Scratcher: Tia Look at Jade and Stan Salamander: Ema Emma we might as will call the ship police because look at Stan and Jade

Scratcher: I ship it

Stan: *licks her cheek*

Salamander: I was never like That I was more like the shy sensitive type that never Go up to a girl Scratcher: My Jade have a boyfriend

*Has a boyfriend*

I was only a one time thing Stan:*Takes his pacifier and put it in Jade’s mouth*

*Salamander and forget what his name*

Salamander in scratcher: *start to cry*

*I keepmessing up I meant to put and*

Stan: *Stan tries to speak To Jade*

Scratcher: What’s he trying to say Salamander: He’s trying to say “I love you” to Jade

Scratcher: You understand what he’s trying to say!? Chris: How is that possible

Stan: *Hugs the and jade*

Sean:* licks Sarah cheek*

Scratcher: my girls are in love

Scratcher: But the girls are only three months old I’m not ready for them to be in a relationship Salamander: And my children were just born

Salamander: ok I’ll get them Girls are you hungry? Stan: *holds Jade hand again*

Salamander Ok *Picks up Elsa and Emily* OK babe they’re hungry

Stan: *nibbles jade ear

Salamander: OK Stan I think that’s enough *picks up Stan* Stan: *Starts to cry*

Chris: Let the boy down and I don’t pay attention to his lady Salamander: OK OK OK I’ll let them down *Puts Stan down Stan quickly crawls take Jade*

Salamander: hey Esmeralda *Picks up Esmeralda * Stan: *crawls to Jade and accidentally pushes her over and lands in her chest*

Stan: 0/////////0 Scratcher: OK that’s enough play time with you *pics up jade*

Stan: *bite scratcher leg* Scratcher: Shit my leg ouch! *falls over And the Throws jade up And Stan catches her*

Salamander: Scratcher Are you all right man Scratcher: I hate you stan Stan: *Hugs back tighter* I loev uoy Salamander: He’s trying to say “I love you” again

Scratcher: Whatever he’s probably going to have rabies when he grows up Salamander: Dude it’s true love Salamander: Emily what do you think

Salamander: But I like it my boy Stan Is growing up and he’s losing his virginity Chris: XD

Stan: *Kisses Jade cheek*

Stan: *Didn’t even know what he did* Salamander: Did he know what he just did?

Scratcher: *Breaks the bottle of beer out of anger* Sean: *does the same thing to Sarah*

Scratcher: I am perfectly calm (lies) Chris: I SHIP IT!!!

Scratcher: You know how some dads are with other boys hanging out with their girls well I’m a little mad because they’re just three months old and salamanders kids were just born I just don’t like it what if they do something to them in the future Salamander: Esmeralda Emily Elsa are you girls happy for your brothers

Salamander: Two of them don’t agree Scratcher: Salamander we’re going to leave now Salamander: Boys your “girlfriend” are leaving Stan: *hugs Jade tightly* Sean: *frowns and hold Sarah’s hand*

Scratcher: OK girls come on *tries pick up Jade* Salamander: Dude what about this let the girls stay the night

Chris: Don’t worries I have the twins locked up in my basement I separated their head so I put them in a jar and I attach their bodies to some chairs they won’t be getting out anytime soon And Aries well let’s just say he won’t be waking up for a while Scratcher: What do you mean Chris: I’ve downloaded some inappropriate files into his system we won’t be worrying about him for a while

Scratcher: Fine but it’s only going to be a one time thing OK Salamander: Guess what boys your girlfriends are going to stay Sean and Stan: *Jumping with excitement*

Chris: All right I’ll be heading off see you guys tomorrow Scratcher: OK I’m just warning you right now salamander if my daughter is are gone you’re dead to me Capeesh Salamander: They’ll be safe with me

Scratcher: OK but if anything happens to the girls You won’t be able to see the next two years are alive

Parkz?

Imma use Ayra and Dom

chu can start uwu

Ayra:Dom!Give me back my HAT!!! *Takes out pan* Dom:*sees Pan*ok ok ok ok *drops hat*

Ayra:Tank you *Picks up hat* Dom:*pats her head*

Ayra:Oh...*sees Them* HI! Sorry if we scared you. Dom:She scares me too..